Are People Still Into Charlie Sheen? Really?

Boston.com - Charlie Sheen will be stirring up a new round of laughs when “Anger Management’’ arrives June 28. FX on Tuesday set the premiere date for Sheen’s new sitcom, which returns him to weekly TV after his noisy exit last season from the CBS hit “Two and a Half Men.’’ Announced last summer, “Anger Management’’ is loosely based on the 2003 movie about a non-traditional therapist. Fox says two episodes will air June 28. It has ordered 10 episodes for the first season.

Well this sounds like an absolutely horrible idea. I mean, they always say, when pitching a tv show you should just pick a so-so movie from 10 years ago and then spin off a series from it. Plus, you can't miss by pairing it with an absolute freak of a bi-polar actor who's schtick grew old precisely 11 months ago today. 

Seriously are people still into Charlie Sheen's whole bit? It didn't get old soon as you realized he'd came out of his manic state and was actually conscious of his actions? Not to sound callous, but ravings of a mad man are wayyy funnier when they're coming in the middle of an absolute mental breakdown, not when he's producing them as a form of entertainment. 

There's 6.7 million people that are still following him on Twitter?  Either there are alot more bot/spam followers on Twitter than anyone thought or people just flat out aren't using their accounts anymore, that's the only way to explain it, because the guy certainly aint adding any entertainment or value to your streams, I'll tell you that much. Don't believe me, go look. Of his last 20 or so tweets, 15 were advertisements for Movies, products he's endorsing, or movies that friends and family are in, 2 are happy birthday wishes, and the other few are retweets of some delusional fans slobbering on his knob. HE's BORING AS SHIT. And the fact that there is still any interest in him is a serious indictment on the state of the American education system, as well as the entertainment industry as a whole.

What's Going On With Jessica Simpson?

Jessica Simpson: The Life Blood of the Moo-Moo Industry

For real, what is going on here? I wrote a completely non-pc blog about Jessica back on November 2nd back when Jessica not only looked like she was pregnant, she also looked like she was beefing up for a shot at the NFL combine as a combo linebacker/defensive end...Now? Well dreams of the NFL are gone, I'll tell ya that much...Pretty sure they don't make shoulder pads to cover those two melons, which is a shame because she'd probably be more dominant than Vince Wilfork with that size.

But more to the point, November 2nd was 4 MONTHS AGO! So again, what is going on here? Is Jessica in some sort of perma-pregnant state? Was she really that fat at like 4 and a half months? I have so many questions...Will she ever be fit again? Are those heals scientifically engineered? Is her assistant just sewing her bed sheet in the back when she gets up in the morning and sending her on her way? Did they make that suede purse out of her own hide? 

If we go another month without that baby popping out we're going to need to launch a full scale investigation.

Snooki Is Pregnant...The Mayans Were Right

She's gonna be a great Mom, I can feel it.

Fox News - Polizzi, 24, is carrying her first child by her boyfriend Jionni LaValle, and is roughly three months along, sources told the New York Post. Sources said the reality star, who denied being pregnant earlier this month, has already brokered a deal to announce the news on the cover of Us Weekly after she shopped the story to several celebrity magazines. But sources tell Page Six that MTV is worried about how to manage the news, given that Polizzi's hard-partying, booze-swilling ways have just been turned into a "Jersey Shore" spinoff with Jenni "J-WOWW" Farley, which has begun shooting in New Jersey. "MTV went into crisis mode after they found out," a source said. "They're trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show." The untitled new show has just begun taping and focuses on the ladies' relationship as friends and roommates -- and whatever adventures come their way.

Is there still room in that doomsday shelter thing in Nebraska for a few more reservations? I'll pack my bags right now. 

MTV, how could you be so irresponsible? Seriously, you have two jobs, and two jobs only. One, document the downfall of society through such television shows as The Real World, Jersey Shore, and the Teen Mom franchise, and two...ensure all subjects are either sterilized or using some form of pharmaceutical contraception as to not further corrode our once great society. This is on your hands guys. 

PS: Thoughts on the name of this child? Maybe a tribute to a couple of her roommates? J-Woww "Meatball" Polizzi?  

And double PS: Between Jionni and his Napoleon like stature, and the fact that Snooki is a sausage finger away from legally being a midget, this kid might have a chance at the record books for shortest human ever.

For Real, How Delicious Do Methuen Public Schools' "KKK Chicken" Look?l

METHUEN (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - A lunch menu typo caused a bit of controversy in Methuen schools. About 6,500 students in four elementary schools got menus on Monday for the month of March. One entry reads "KKK Chicken." The superintendent told the Eagle Tribune the menu was supposed to read "KK Chicken Tenders" short for Krispy and Krunchy, spelled with a K. She called the typo unfortunate and apologized.

For real? Are those the actual nuggets in question? Because I'll tell you, I'm a product of Methuen Public schools, and they sure as shit weren't serving anything like those gourmet looking, crispy, golden beauty's. Our nuggets were rubbery, barely unfrozen, and mostly bread...didn't stop me from usually ordering two servings on nugget day, but still, they sucked. So if these nuggets here are the actually nuggets in question, I'd say school officials can call them whatever they want and I'd still scarf them down. 

In fairness, maybe the KKK was a bit too blunt and frankly, offensive. You're a school system, your job is to educate, maybe go with something a little more subtle that the kids can learn a history lesson from..."Maybe Uncle Tom's Crispy Chicken", or "Nat Turners Tenders," that has a pretty good ring to it and it's educational.

Methuen school menu included 'KKK Chicken' typo: MyFoxBOSTON.com