Cory Feldman Takes out Restraining Order on 300 Pound House Guest

TMZ - Corey Feldman apparently had good reason to get a 6 ft, 300 lb woman arrested ... because the restraining order she allegedly violated shows a person right out of "Single White Female." According to legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Corey allowed a friend, Jennifer Herbert, to live in his house, but things went south quickly. Feldman claims Herbert threatened to hurt him, trash-talked him in front of house guests, and asked his kid "adult questions." Corey couldn't just throw Jennifer out, because she's paying rent and therefore is a tenant. So the restraining order required her to stay 6 feet away from Corey and his kid while in the home. It appears she violated that order, and as a result Corey's security guard made a citizen's arrest Friday night. Jennifer -- who Corey knew through Michael Jackson -- was taken into custody, Jennifer was released hours later, went back to the house with cops, picked up her stuff and left.

You know, Charlie Sheen and Corey Feldman really aren't that different. In fact, the differences can be summed up, pretty much like this:

Winning: Charlie Sheen

• Rich and Famous Family
• Lot's of drugs and alcohol with seemingly no legal and/or career repurcussions
• Bevy of sluts and porn stars at his beck and call.

Losing: Corey Feldman

• Not Rich and Famous Family
• Lot's of drugs and alcohol which caused ample legal and career repurcussions
• House Guests Weighing 3-Bills regularly putting him on blast in front of guests. 

I mean this story perfectly encapsulates everything I've ever thought about Corey Feldman. The guy was on the absolute top for a brief window in the 80's and somehow lost it all. All he had to do was make like, one right choice out of every 10 and he would have stayed mildly successfull for the last 20 years. Look at Charlie sheen, fuck up after fuck up, after fuck up, Great Career Choice, fuck up, fuck up, fuck up, Great career choice...that's all it takes. Hollywood is very forgiving, you've just got to make one good decision a decade and you're good. Corey couldn't even handle that, and that's why he's where he's at today, being verbally abused by some land monster he invited into his home to help make rent. 

 PS: Honest question, how off the rails does this kids mom have to be that Corey freaking Feldman got custody of their kid? That's nuts.

Are People Still Into Charlie Sheen? Really?

Boston.com - Charlie Sheen will be stirring up a new round of laughs when “Anger Management’’ arrives June 28. FX on Tuesday set the premiere date for Sheen’s new sitcom, which returns him to weekly TV after his noisy exit last season from the CBS hit “Two and a Half Men.’’ Announced last summer, “Anger Management’’ is loosely based on the 2003 movie about a non-traditional therapist. Fox says two episodes will air June 28. It has ordered 10 episodes for the first season.

Well this sounds like an absolutely horrible idea. I mean, they always say, when pitching a tv show you should just pick a so-so movie from 10 years ago and then spin off a series from it. Plus, you can't miss by pairing it with an absolute freak of a bi-polar actor who's schtick grew old precisely 11 months ago today. 

Seriously are people still into Charlie Sheen's whole bit? It didn't get old soon as you realized he'd came out of his manic state and was actually conscious of his actions? Not to sound callous, but ravings of a mad man are wayyy funnier when they're coming in the middle of an absolute mental breakdown, not when he's producing them as a form of entertainment. 

There's 6.7 million people that are still following him on Twitter?  Either there are alot more bot/spam followers on Twitter than anyone thought or people just flat out aren't using their accounts anymore, that's the only way to explain it, because the guy certainly aint adding any entertainment or value to your streams, I'll tell you that much. Don't believe me, go look. Of his last 20 or so tweets, 15 were advertisements for Movies, products he's endorsing, or movies that friends and family are in, 2 are happy birthday wishes, and the other few are retweets of some delusional fans slobbering on his knob. HE's BORING AS SHIT. And the fact that there is still any interest in him is a serious indictment on the state of the American education system, as well as the entertainment industry as a whole.