Reggie Bush Dating Kim Kardashian's Old Navy Twin

Fox - Kim Kardashian’s ex, Reggie Bush, is now dating the woman who bears such a striking resemblance to the reality star, she was cast as a Kim Kardashian-like character in an Old Navy ad. Model Melissa Molinaro scored a hit last February with “Super C-U-T-E” on YouTube, which has been viewed almost two million times. The video has Molinaro’s very Kardashian-ish character declaring, “This is real life, I’m not posing for a magazine, don’t ask me any questions until I’ve had my caffeine." For her part, Kardashian isn’t impressed with her doppelganger, “Kim knows about her and doesn’t care,” a source told Us Weekly.

Not a good look Reggie. You're an NFL running back, a star despite not really producing much of anything. You can't be dating dopplegangers. This is just feeding right into everyone who's ever called you a fraud.  Was Kim K that good that you've been reduced to searching for look-a-likes to get your fix? 

Don't get me wrong, this Molinaro chic is a perfectly hot broad, and anyone else dating here would be just fine, it's just, you can't. It would be like wearing a genuine Rolex for a couple years, losing it, and then replacing it with a Rollex. That extra L doesn't seem like it makes a huge difference, but really, it does.  

Plus for any celebrity couple the goal is winning the publicity game over your partner, and Melissa Molinaro is clearly the winner here.  While people are widely going to mock you (again despite the fact that everyone can pretty much agree she's plenty hott enough), her Kim K imposter status is going to grow to legendary status. People might even start knowing her by her real name, rather than the Kardashian look alike from the Old Navy commercials.  She's one Ray-J sex tape away from out Kim'ing Kim.

PS: Question for Melissa, if she's a fan of the 'Tab:  Do you let him call you Kim in the bedroom? Just curious how far you let this fantasy run.

More Brilliant Uses for Twitter: Bros Tweet About Trashing Hotel Room, Peeing in Safe...Land in Jail

WCHS - A wild night, that police say caused thousands of dollars in damage to a hotel but it wasn't the destruction that landed the guys in jail.  The suspects actually left police plenty of clues, while police say they were tearing stuff up, they were tweeting about it, but the tweets didn't stop after their arrests. Police say a group of about 10 guys caused nearly $14,000 damage to the Wingate Hotel in South Charleston. And police say they spelled out exactly what they were doing in the room on twitter, talking about smashing a TV and stabbing a couch, they even posted pictures of themselves peeing in the hotel's safe, destroying the mirror and leaving the room in shambles.

No offense, but does anyone actually use the safe for anything but peeing in?  Maybe it's because I don't have anything worth stealing, but I've never checked into a hotel and thought about using the safe for anything but a back up toilet.. So I'm with these guys on that one.  At the end of the day unless you're Billy Zane in the Titanic locking away gigantic purple diamonds, the hotel safe is nothing more than an extra recepticle for miscellaneous use.

And I feel like Twitter is getting a bid of a bad rap today, first Flash Mob Robberies, now live blogging of hotel trashings, so lets clear one thing up.  These guys were retarded for putting all this on Twitter, but police can cut the shit about how Twitter was necessary to catch them.  First thing you do when you check into a Hotel is leave a credit card on file.  Bottom line is these kids were going to get caught no matter what, at least Twitter allowed us all to enjoy their mayhem and destruction.  Made me feel like I was there at least...you know with out the felony destruction of property charge added on.

Flash Mob Robberies Could Use a Bit More Showmanship, Gays

They're called "flash mob robberies," where mobs of teens use social networking sites to organize mass-robberies on convenience stores. So far the flash mob robberies have happened in Chicago, Washington D.C. and Las Vegas, where Bill Cassell with the Las Vegas PD says a group of 20 teens were caught on camera as they invaded a convenience store. Bradley thinks that the flash mob robbery trend is only likely to increase as Americas youth continues to become disenfranchised by the poor economy, but so far the trend has not made it to the Houston area.

WORST...FLASHMOB...EVER...Where was the dancing, the singing, the gays from Modern Family? I mean you guys are black, at least Stomp the Yard in organized fashion or something, anything creative, I'm not asking for a whole Drumline, but just something.

YO THEY STOMPIN THE YARD!

Dumbest frigen kids I've ever seen.  Here I am excited to see how today's youths are putting social media to work in the real world and I get this? 

Guys, the point of a robbery is to rob shit. Not to go in and knock things off the shelf and fling water bottles around.  You see that one kid, just knocking like 20 bottles of Snapple off the counter, what the hell did that accomplish? Is that gonna help you and your boys feel any less parched during your Call of Duty Session later tonight? Nope.

Just about the only guy who seemed to know what he was doing here is the one that went behind the counter mid-way through. You guys know there's cash and lottery tickets back there, right. And if you can't work the register you can always snag a few cartons of cigarettes, those will undoubtedly come in handy when you're inevitably sent to jail for being a bunch of dumb fuck teenagers. 

Whitey Bulger Lived In Same Apartment for 15 Years...Things Are Really Looking Up in Pakistan

SANTA MONICA, Calif. – Fugitive gangster James “Whitey’’ Bulger paid cash to occupy a rent-controlled apartment here for more than 15 years, possibly becoming a tenant before he went on the run with his girlfriend, Catherine Greig, in December 1994. Property manager Joshua Bond said this afternoon that the family who owns the apartment building at 1012 Third Street know Bulger has been a tenant for at least 15 years. But, he said, they now believe he may have rented the two-bedroom even earlier in the 1990s. Bond also said that rent was always paid in cash, a practice that has continued into this year.

And:

Boston Globe -  Bond said Bulger and Greig, who still have thick Boston accents, had given him a cowboy hat once. He said the couple took a walk at dawn every day, then walked again in the afternoon. Bond went to Boston University and knew about the Bulger case, but still had no suspicions about Bulger and Greig.

Eeek. Doesn't look good boys, I'm sitting here expecting to hear that the guys been bouncing around locations every two years or so and now we're hearing that he's just been hiding out in the same apartment for the last 15 years?...And that he might have been renting the apartment even earlier than that, implying he might have had this as a vacation spot even before he was lambing it? And the FBI wasn't aware of one of their prized informants vacation rentals?  Someone's got some explaining to do, making Pakistani Intelligence look good by comparison. 

And someone needs to get on questioning this apartment manager guy for more answers...so you're from Boston, familiar with the case, hear their thick Boston accents, they pay you monthly rent in cash, you presumably saw the Departed, and still nothing clicked in your head? 

Boy, you are either the dumbest fucking guy on Earth or you're in on it. Either way you deserve to be panned.  The cash payments, allright, I can see letting that slide. Old people are always stuffing cash in their mattresses and coffee pots and shit. Old people carry around more cash than your average ganster. 

But you're the property manager. You for sure were in there for repairs at least once or twice, didn't get curious about the weapons cache that would make an Arab militia blush?  I mean, what exactly does it take for a light to dawn in your head? When you pulled up for work yesterday morning and saw police arresting the pair did anything click then? How about when you saw the headlines on the news later, did you realize those were your tenants then? Huh? Huh?

Fox Tackling History's Toughest Question: What's the Difference Between Hookers and Sugar Daddying?

Red Sox Owner: Classic Sugar Daddy

Fox News - It’s the classic Tinseltown tale – a starry-eyed young woman heads to Hollywood with dreams of being the next Angelina Jolie or Britney Spears, only to be faced with the industry’s brutal truth that only a lucky few make it. Some go back to Iowa. Some get normal jobs and continue to work toward their dreams. Others go for the easy money and become escorts or prostitutes. Others, however, enter that gray area and become a "kept woman," turning to sugar daddies to give them the “Pretty Woman” lifestyle, complete with compensation in designer dresses, expensive dinners and nights in fancy hotel suites. All in return for sex. “Girls are just another thing for Hollywood folks to entertain with – champagne, a meal and a girl,” Sax said. “The really rich and successful Hollywood men can basically get anything they want.” So how does a woman score a sugar daddy in Hollywood? Sugardaddy.com is marketed as an online dating site boasting over two million members that connects “sugar daddies” with “sugar babies” or “sugar mommas.” The site has a disclaimer that prohibits members from offering money in exchange for sex, saying any such violations will result in the cancellation of membership and banning from the site. That's a very important distinction, says Noel Biderman, CEO of Avid Life Media who runs a similar Sugar Daddy dating site called EstablishedMen.com. “Prostitution is about sex for money … and women who rely on these interactions to support themselves – this is their profession,” Biderman said. “Sugar daddy relationships are real women who are interested in being with men who are willing to spend their disposable income on the lifestyle – clothes, jewelry, trips, dining – that match up with their desires." Others disagree, saying sugar mommas are just prostitutes by another name.

This article kidding me? I mean if you really want to draw a line its pretty simple; Sugar Babies are smokeshows and prostitutes are junkies and fugly slam pigs. I guess you could toss in health care coverage too since I'm sure most Sugar Daddies want to make sure their gold digger is clean before showing her off.  I'm assuming not many Johns are shelling out for regular ob/gyn visits for their whores. 

Hooker Turned Sugar Baby

But that's only if you really want to find a difference, all in all, Sugar Babies or Trophy wives are the same as your average street hooker, just better looking and smarter about what they're doing. It really doesn't apply to just Trophy Wives though, pretty much every girl in the service industry is prostituting herself. I mean, if we're going to get on these 18 year old tarts for fucking old dudes for the chance to drive in a lambo, then we should be criticizing all girls who get advantages because of their looks over others... Strippers, bartenders, masseuses, waitresses, even beer cart girls at golf courses...all whores by this article writers mind.