Brett Favre's Sister, Brandi Favre, Busted In Crystal Meth Ring

DIAMONDHEAD, Miss. — Police say the 34-year-old sister of Vikings quarterback Brett Favre faces drug charges after she was arrested in a raid on a Mississippi condo where people were making crystal methamphetamine. Maj. Matt Karl of the Hancock County Sheriff's Office said Wednesday that Brandi Favre was among five people arrested in Diamondhead. He says she will be charged with manufacturing methamphetamine and generating hazardous waste.

Sure Brandi Favre may have only pushed Brett temporarily off center stage for turning tricks and baking crystal meth (ok the turning tricks part is made up, but lets be real, is there a single meth-head out there who hasn't swapped a little sucky-sucky for some crispity-crunchity-car battery-acidy-crystal meth? Catchy, right?)?  You don't think Brett is cooking up a batch of his own? Guy probably called Nate Newton the second he heard  these allegations to teach him everything there is to know about the drug smuggling game.

God only knows what this guy is going to do to steal the head lines back from his sister. The guy clearly can't deal with the sports media showering attention on any other NFL QB's, how on earth is he going to cope with his own sibling taking the spot light away from him.  

When Big Ben was arrested twice over the course of a few seasons for sexually assaulting Pittsburgh area grenades did Brett sit idly by? No, he went out and assaulted and harassed women within a 25 mile radius of The Meadow Lands.  It's not his fault the stories just hit the media this year, if anything I'd guess he'd been pushing these stories for two years now.  Probably killed him inside that ESPN kept their lips firmly wrapped around his tip and buried the allegations for so long.

So what does this all mean? Well it means if I were running the Mississippi DEA I'd be damn sure I had a task force assigned to Brett, tapping his phones waiting for that first long distance phone call to Columbia. It's only a matter of time.

Terrible Day for Bald Men Everywhere: Bald Cure Causes Impotence

Boston.com - Baldness or loss of sexual function? That's the choice some men face when considering taking a pill called finasteride (Propecia) to stop their hair from thinning, according to researchers at Boston University School of Medicine. The drug is also used to treat a benign enlarged prostate condition...They also reported a case of a 24-year-old man who took the drug for male pattern baldness and then developed a total loss of sexual function that remained irreversible even after he stopped taking the drug and tried Viagra.

Well that's some choice:  Bald - Do you want to only  have a shot uggo's and desparate much older woman for the rest of your life? Impotent - Do you not want to have a shot at woman, ever.  Obviously you go with baldness but what the hell? Modern science hasn't advanced enough to create a drug that cures hair loss while not affecting sexual performance?  What is the point of even creating a drug for hair loss? The main reason guys take the shit is to increase their attractiveness, the whole thing is moot if it comes packaged with a convenient case of ED.

How quickly do you think Rogaine slaps this information into their next commercial? They're working on it right now I hope.  Sometimes golden advertising opportunities just slap you accross the face I guess.

British Travel Company Offering Hitler Tour Vacations...Is This Real?

Gadling - Would you spend $3100 to tour sites only associated with Nazi leader Adolf Hitler? One British tour group put together a trip that does just that, and is under fire by critics over the distasteful offering. The tour includes more than just visiting a few concentration camps, which is common on many other tour groups through Germany. The concentration camps, which for many are a must-see when in Germany, are a significant part of history. But can you say the same for Hitler's lakeside villa where he planned the Sachsenhausen concentration camp? That's one stop on the Hitler tour, along with the spot where Hitler committed suicide.

So here's a question, do the police agencies in Europe just take down the information of everyone who goes on this vacation and keep tabs on them for later, or do they arrest you mid vacation to prevent you from launching your hate crime career fresh off your genocidal inspiration tour?  Because there are precisely three types of people who are going to take this tour. 1) Wanna be historians, 2) Weirdos with a serious morbidity problem, 3)Skin-heads and neo-nazi entrepreneurs.

Funny thing is, I was just openly wondering how long it would take for Adolf to become an acceptable name again.  Like another 50-100 years? Is that reasonable (yes these are the kinds of things I wonder about while in the shower)?

Charlie Sheen At It Again, Just Charlie being Charlie

Forget "Two and a Half Men" -- TMZ has learned Charlie Sheen has hooked up with three whole porn stars in Las Vegas -- all at the same time ... during what we're being told is an epic bender. We've learned Charlie hooked up with the three women -- who are in Vegas for a porn convention. The foursome is holed up at The Palms Hotel and Casino. As TMZ first reported, Sheen was seen today hammering down Grey Goose Vodka in the hotel bar. Charlie is due back on the set tomorrow, and everyone around him -- from studio execs to members of his team -- is deeply concerned for his welfare and wants him to go to rehab. As far as we know ... Sheen hasn't checked in with anyone today.

People relax, Charlie sheen has been at this game for years, its just part of who he is...would you really respect him if he wasn't true to himself at this point?  Besides I don't see anything truly wrong here, guys not married, how is this any different than Hugh Heffners daily life?  

But anyway, that's not what grabbed my attention here, it was this line:

"TMZ has learned Charlie Sheen has hooked up with three whole porn stars in Las Vegas"

Does TMZ care to explain this?  Is there a way to hook up with half a person?  A quarter? I really want to know what this means because I'm baffled.  Are there people who are half pornstar, and half genuine person? That can't be, everyone knows hookers and pornstars aren't real people, they're dead inside. Someone clue me in so I can get this off my mind.

Boston Modifying Ambulances for Overly Fat People

 

I'm guessing they're talking about this guy and his ilk

 (CBS/AP)  Boston's ambulance service has modified one of its vehicles so it can handle the increasing number of obese patients that require transportation. Officials say Boston Emergency Medical Services has to take anywhere from two to four patients weighing at least 450 pounds to area hospitals per week.  Capt. Jose Archila told The Boston Globe he's seen patients as much as 700 pounds.  Experts say obese patients can put the health of paramedics in danger, who can injure their backs and necks lifting and moving the overweight.  Paramedic Russ Smith told the Globe he had displaced two vertebrae and strained his back muscles while transporting a woman who weighed at least 400 pounds.  The modified Boston ambulance that hits the streets later this month includes a hydraulic lift.  A stretcher that can bear the weight of 850 pounds, costing $8,000, is also included.  It cost about $12,000 to retrofit the vehicle. 

 I'm sorry, what? The back of an ambulance is essentially a frigen box truck sized cargo area.  If you cant fit back there I'm fairly certain medical attention isn't going to do you any good.  How many pulleys and crank levers do you think this thing is equipped with to be able to lift these heffers into the back of the truck?  Might as well just lease a crane from the Suffolk Construction company.  

It feels as if this is something the 500+ LBS Club should have to handle on their own.  If you need special ambulances, reinforced with US Army Tank technology, that should be a privately funded service. Like if it's becoming that much of a problem that your fellow lard asses are dying because they can't fit into the ambulances maybe you take a step back and realize the size of the ambulance isn't the problem, more likely its the circumference of your gut.

And $8,000 for a Shamu sized reinforced stretcher? How much does a normal stretcher cost $100? $150?  Are my taxes paying for that? Or is there some kinda special "Morbidly Fat Person" clause in Obama's new health care laws. That's about the value of my SUV, how tricked out can this bed on wheels be?  Something tells me the city is getting hosed on that deal. 

Snow-pocalypse Part II

Nothing like waking up to over a foot of snow and seeing that your building's plow service hasn't gotten off their asses and plowed you out yet.  That is CW's measily path that you can barely see to the right, back breaking work all while swearing up a storm so foul the neighbors will probably never look me in the eye again. 

Mayor Menino urging all non-essential personnel to stay home (code for Mayor Menino is staying home today), first time in my life I openly wished I wasn't essential.  I'd easily trade places with the guy that fills my Dunkin Donuts cup if I was allowed to stay home days like today.