Dez Bryant's Moms 911 Call is Exactly As Hoodrat as You'd Think It Was

Honestly, that kinda answers one of my bigger 911 questions, how the hell do the operators deal with all the varying degrees of english people speak in this country? Like if this was me, wouldn't have gotten a word out of Dez Bryans momma. Just a bunch of unrecognizeable partial sentences from a woman who was barely paying any attention to the call.

But this guy? Handled it like a pro, even talked just like her, probably to make her feel comfortable. Like the "Where he at?" line...undeniably the first time a 911 operator has said "where he at?" Makes me wonder if they teach the operator to speak like the victim or if they just got specially assigned operators based on the area code you call from.  Like "oh, this ones coming from the Ghetto, Tyrone, you're up." 

And honestly, was she not the most annoying 911 caller of all time? I'm fairly surprised this dude didn't flip and yell something like "BITCH YOU CALLED ME!," and then hung up.


PS: Dez Bryant's license plate being "Bailme" is the height of irony.