3 Women Rob Pizza Hut with AK-47's...Typical Women, Overly Complicating A simple Task.

FORESTDALE, Alabama -- Jefferson County sheriff's deputies are searching for at least three women, armed with an AK-47, who robbed the Pizza Hut on Forestdale Boulevard over the weekend. Deputies were dispatched to the restaurant about 10:20 p.m. Friday. Employees told lawmen the women, believed to be in their late teens or early 20s, went into the store and ordered the manager to open two cash registers. One of them took money from one register and took the entire drawer and money from the other, said Chief Deputy Randy Christian.  They fled on foot.  While searching for the trio, deputies found a trail of money that started from behind the business and led to the rear of an office building on Sandyview Lane and U.S 78. Witnesses told them they saw a female running down the  alley next to Pizza Hut. That woman, they said, got into a red Saturn with a black car protector, fleeing at a high rate of speed. 

Typical women, over complicating such a simple task. Ladies, you're robbing your local Pizza Hut, ok? No need for the full scale model of the restaurant, weeks of training, and assault rifles, you're not Seal Team 6 or anything. Frigen guns alone had to have cost more than you netted robbing a pizza joint, I don't care if its Friday night or all you can eat college Tuesdays, no way that drawer had more than like $400 in it. It's just a such a lady thing to do. Take the simplest task that a guy would put nearly 0 thought into and transform it into some kind of 16 step plan that HGTV and A&E could make a half hour television special out of.  Shits nuts.  Just grab a hand gun, demand the money, and leave out the front door. None of this storming out back alleys, spilling money everywhere, just get in, get out. That's it.

Purdue Student Seeks To Block Name Being Released for Illegally Downloading Illegal Ass 2

The Smoking Gun--A “promising young college student” at Purdue University wants a federal judge to quash a subpoena that seeks to attach a name to an IP address to which a copy of the porno film “Illegal Ass 2” was downloaded late last year. The 19-year-old Boilermaker--identified only as “Doe 26” in court filings--filed a motion Friday seeking to keep Third Degree Films, a major distributor of adult films, from obtaining their name from the Indiana school. In a bid to identify those who have improperly downloaded its films from BitTorrent sites, Third Degree last year filed a lawsuit against more than 2000 “Doe” defendants known only by their respective IP addresses. A U.S. District Court judge in California signed an order permitting the film company to serve subpoenas on Internet service providers so that the firm could match up names to IP addresses. One of those subpoenas was served on Purdue to determine who downloaded “Illegal Ass 2” on October 10 at 7:33 PM. The X-rated film stars Sasha Grey, one of porn’s best-known actresses, who has also appeared in HBO’s “Entourage” and director Steven Soderbergh’s 2009 movie “The Girlfriend Experience.” Grey is pictured below.

Honestly, this is a pretty fair punishment. And Bravo to the porn industry, they're not out there like the record labels hunting for huge pay days by suing some liberal arts english major like $75K for downloading a few indie albums no one would have otherwise had ever heard.  Nope, in Porn apparently, whats fair is fair.  You want to illegally steal their films, fine, but be prepared to be outted publicly for it.

It's kind of like the good old days in England where petty criminals would spend a day in the stocks, neighbors laughing at them and throwing rotten tomatoes and other garbage at their faces.  This is pretty much the same thing, except with neighbors, parents, aunts, uncles, grandparents, employers, and girls in your school knowing that you celebrate the whole Illegal Ass catalog, episodes 1-83.

Most awkward part of this story, you know the kid's roommate is sitting there trying to figure out if he was in the room that night...that'll create some tension. You come home from a party and drunkenly pass out while your roommate gets his rocks off like 8 feet away in the glow of his computer while dl'ing illegal ass porn. Safe to say these guys haven't been eating at the cafe together since this whole incident came to light.

Mayor Menino Joins Gov. Patrick In Calling for Only Illegal Immigrants Committing "Serious Crimes" Be Deported...What a Joke

Soft on crime, tough on soft drinks?

Boston Globe - In an abrupt turnaround, Mayor Thomas M. Menino has said he will withdraw Boston police from the federal Secure Communities program unless US federal immigration officials limit their deportation efforts to only those immigrants who have committed serious crimes. In an abrupt turnaround, Mayor Thomas M. Menino has said he will withdraw Boston police from the federal Secure Communities program unless US federal immigration officials limit their deportation efforts to only those immigrants who have committed serious crimes.  Just over one month ago, Menino and Davis defended the controversial initiative after Governor Deval Patrick refused to expand the program to State Police. At the time, Boston officials said they felt that Secure Communities was helping to fight crime - critical in a city that has been besieged by drug and gun violence. But Menino at that time also ordered Davis to review his files to ensure that the program was targeting criminals. In his letter, Menino called on the Secure Communities task force to demonstrate more transparency in how it decides whose fingerprints are shared with US Immigration and Customs Enforcement. The Department of Homeland Security must establish a “partition’’ that separates immigrants charged in felony crimes from those arrested on misdemeanors, he argued.

Goddamn this man is ridiculous, isn't he? Tough on fatasses (except his own) and soft on illegals and criminals? Has any other politician had so much success with such a ridiculous political platform?  

How about spending a little less time worrying about what kind of soda city workers enjoy with their lunch, join weight watchers, and crack down on crime and illegals across the city.  Its a pretty standard playbook, like every other politician on earth follows it.

Newsflash guys, Illegal immigrants are criminals without actually having committed any other crimes, no? I'm not arguing go door to door and just start kicking these people out, but if they're dumb enough to slip up and commit a misdemeanor then I think we're in the right here in saying, "welp, you've had your chance, good luck back in the third world."  We're not prosecuting these guys and throwing them in jail, it's kinda just like in the game of Sorry where you bump an opponent back to the start position.  They can feel free to traverse those shark infested waters or cram in the back of that fruit delivery truck again in like 6 months, they did it once, they can do it again.

Wannabe Cowboy Practicing His Quick Draw, Oddly Calm After Shooting Himself

"I Just Fucking Shot Myself" Son of a bitch!

Umm yea, you shot yourself like right in the foot/leg, how about crumpling in pain or clutching your leg or something? How is this guys reaction to shooting himself in his foot the same, if not calmer than when I stub my toe on the coffee table on a nightly basis? 

I yell, I hop up and down, I clutch the toe like its about to fall off if I let go, even sucker my girlfriend into inspecting it to make sure I'm ok on occasion.  

This guy? Not this guy. Can't even imagine how much of a pussy he thinks I am.  He's just gonna walk off that minor flesh wound and maybe rub some dirt on it to slow the bleeding. No big deal, all in a days work dueling with stationary targets and honing the fastest quick draw this side of Yosemite Sam.

British Political Correspondent Calls Politician Jeremy Hunt a (C)Hunt On-Air

100% on purpose right? Had to be. There wasn't even a stumble or a whoops my bad, it's like he had that written into the teleprompter, was calling him a cunt no matter what...cheeky bastard.

PS: My favorite part of these videos where people just film stuff straight off their tv has to be hearing their reactions.  No idea why but I got an even harder chuckle out of this guys laugh than I did out of that one wanker calling the other a cunt to his face....I'm guessing I'm a laughing voyeur? Does that make me a creep in some sort of way?