Woman Rushed to Hospital After Vibrator Causes Internal Bleeding

HuffPo- After horrific experience with a sex toy sent her to the hospital, a Northern California woman is a suing a Southern California "marital aid" manufacturer for personal injury and emotional duress. Yreka resident April Bonjour states in her suit that, late last year, she and her boyfriend were using a vibrator made by Pipedream Products when she suddenly noticed that something was wrong. "During usage I felt a sharp pain inside my vagina," she wrote. "My boyfriend quickly removed the toy, it was covered with blood." Bonjour initially thought she might have just started her period, but she realized something else was definitely happening when she continued to lose blood to the point where she began slipping in and out of consciousness. "My son was woken up so we could go to the hospital," she wrote. "He thought it I was dying...[and] quite frankly so did I."

Christ, how much does it suck to be this ladies son in school the next day? The "Yo momma" jokes don't even have to be clever, just hey, "yo momma had to have emergency surgery to save her life after her dildo almost killed her." Not even a good joke but there's no come back. You can't just bring a standard "momma so fat" joke to fight that. Just hang your head and eat lunch by yourself for a couple of weeks kid.

Couldn't you have just left the kid sleeping, or called his Grandma or something? Does he really need to be woken up in the middle of the night and rushed to the hospital because Mommy and her Gentleman caller got a little to aggressive in bed. 

And one more thing, exactly how long do you need to bleed for to be slipping in and out of consciousness? When you give blood its 1 liter, right? And you're not fading then, so this woman bled for quite a long time and lost like, a two liter bottle of coke's worth of blood, and then decided she needed to go to the hospital? Is that correct? Kind of boggles the mind, you'd just think if your sex toy broke and you were suddenly bleeding and in pain, maybe you'd go get that taken care of right away, not try and pass it off as heavy flow.

Insane Woman Calls Ex 146 Times, Smashes His Car, And Busts Window With Sword...Oh And She Runs a Blog

Houston - Police said she shattered several of the windows of his west Houston home, first with a tire iron, and then with a 5-foot sword. She is accused of egging his house on several occasions, and posting pictures of herself bragging about it on her Facebook page. Police say Toni Jo Silvey, 49, still reeling from a 2009 breakup with Houston leather artist Peter Main, also created an Internet persona - "woundedpo eticsoul" - that turned out to be very wounded indeed. In June, Silvey started a blog that detailed the breakdown of their relationship and her post-breakup bad behavior in excruciating detail, calling him names and posting rambling rants about his relationship with a younger woman. Main told police that Silvey called him 1,001 times and sent him 712 emails over a span of less than three months, starting in mid-June. One day in August, she allegedly called him 146 times, investigators said. According to the probable-cause affidavit in the case, Silvey started the blog in June, where she vacillated between name-calling, waxing philosophical about the end of their relationship and openly taunting Main. He told police he saw Silvey shatter the leaded glass windows near his front door with a tire iron in July. He also said she smashed a kitchen window with a tire iron on Aug. 3, and then returned four days later and broke another kitchen window with a 5-foot sword. That same day, Main told police, Silvey rammed her Chevy Blazer into his parked car, slamming it into the garage door and causing about $915 in damage. Main also reported his house being "egged" several times by Silvey, and gave police a screen shot of Silvey allegedly bragging about it on her Facebook page. In an interview with police, Silvey repeatedly told the officer to "read my blog, read my blog, it's all there."

Wow, this bitch is CRAZY. Like historically crazy. She's more productive in being crazy than most people are in their normal daily functions. I re-read the laundry list of transgressions about 5x just to try and figure out how she fit all this shit into her day. I have no idea. 

She ran a frigen blog dedicated to hating on this guy, and still had time to smash cars and duel with long swords. I run this blog and and basically put in a half assed effort at work ever day, even though that's the job paying my bills. I have no idea how she does it...(By the way here's her blog...I obviously had to track that one down, the layout could use some work but the content is gold, I already bookmarked it).

Craziest part is she's fucking old, like way to old for somone pulling this kinda shit (nevermind figuring out how to start a blog), or so I thought. Up until now I thought this kinda game was only reserved for young hoodrats and scorned emo girls. Had no idea over the hill women could bring the heat like this...fig'd she'd be happy she had a relationship at all and just move on when it ended. Proved me wrong.

I think that settles it, I've thought this blog needed a female voice for a while but it's hard to find one that embraces every female stereotype and just rolls with it.  I think Toni-Jo (sick redneck name by the way) Silvey is the woman to fix all that. Toni, I got a spot for you, once you're done  your 1-3 stretch in County.

Daily Occupy Boston Critique: The Sports Parades Cost Money, Why Can't We?

Boston - The cost of policing the Occupy Boston encampment in Dewey Square is starting to worry some local officials: Murphy said top Boston Police Department brass estimate the OT bill for the protests could come in at up to $2 million if demonstrators continue to live in the tent city on Dewey Square through Oct. 31. If the cost for these protests pans out as projected it would place the Occupy Boston "event" in the same neighborhood as some of the major sporting events the city has hosted in the last decade. The 2008 Celtics parade alone cost $380,000 to police. The estimated cost of just the 2004 Red Sox parade was over $750,000, though much of the cost was picked up by private business in exchange for sponsorship opportunities. The 2007 Red Sox World Series run cost the city approximately $1.5 million, only $684,516 of that was covered by the Red Sox and private business, leaving the city on the hook for $815,484.

Ughhhhhh,  really guys, now you're really pushing it. Are you bringing revenue to the city of Boston anywhere between 41-81 times per year (amount of home games for those teams)? Do you own sports teams for which you're presumably paying pay roll taxes out the ass? Does Occupy Boston take nightly trips to local restaurants and bars helping the business's around South Station profit? (answer, no, local food truck festival cancelled due to occupy boston). And last but not least, do you have any trophies to show for youselves? 

No, you've got none of that. What you do have is a gigantic drain on city resources, for which average tax payers (not the banks or universities, for the Fed) will have to pay for. So come 2012 when budget cuts start hurting a little bit more, please, please don't complain about needing social services from the city more than ever. It'll be partially your own fault...Congrats, you've contributed to the problem.

PS: Has anyone thought of finding a hall and renting it out as headquarters yet? You know, for real organization so people will take you seriously? No? Ok, just checking.

FBI Charges Lone Man With Stealing Scarlett Johanssons' Tit Pics

Fox News - The FBI said the man who allegedly stole private, nude photos from Hollywood celebrities' cell phones and distributed them on the Internet, acted alone. Christopher Chaney was fingered in a multi-count indictment Wednesday in a press conference announcing the arrest, which resulted from an investigation the FBI dubbed Operation “Hackerazzi.” Chaney allegedly "gained unauthorized access of over 50 individuals" according to the indictment, which went into detail about exactly how Chaney accessed and disseminated information from the alleged victims' cell phones. Among the individuals whose accounts were allegedly breached are the actresses Scarlett Johansson and Mila Kunis, and singer Christina Aguilera. All three have had private photos hit the Web in the past 12 months.

That was fast guys, a little eager to get your hands on that evidence, I'm sure it's being analyzed and scrutinized on 24 hour watch right now, eh?

Does America's freedom of information act apply here? Can I subpoena these other photos that he stole and expose celebrity boobs to citizens of America, in the name of democracy, of course.

Am I crazy for thinking the only thing this guy should've been arrested for is not releasing pics from the other 47 individuals? Like, who do ya got buddy? Come on. Fucking hoarder, share the wealth with the rest of us.   Here's the thing, you have to know you're going to get caught at some point, don't you? Wouldn't you release this stuff as fast as you can and just get it all out there and go down as a legend?

PS: What's up with the FBI taking on this case? You guys don't have any real crimes to solve? Bunch of chicks taking nude self portraits on their cell phones and then acting shocked when those pictures get out is an FBI crime these days? Did you ever definitively figure out who took Brett Favre's cock-shots or do you only hunt down pics of tits and vagine?

Suck For Luck: Your 2011 Miami Dolphins

Yea, guys, I'm not sure the Dolphins need encouragement to suck...I think they got that down on their own. I mean, they did intentionally start the season with Chad Henne, Matt Moore, and Sage Rosenfels...Yea, that Sage, apparently he's there to provide veteran experience and wisdom or something, at least I hope that's what he's there for, he's not suiting up is he?

I am however, confused about what the clips with the coeds coming down that water slide is all about...are you guys trying to recruit Luck? You know it's a draft, right? Like he can't just pick to come there?