Crazy Euro Teens

I don't think I've watched an Internet video before that made me feel more sick.  I've skydived twice and I felt more like throwing up watching these crazy assholes walking on girders 900 feet up than I ever did either of those times.  Just insane. 

I'm scared as hell of whatever country they're from.  Just fearless bastards.  Make a note Obama, do not piss whatever country these kids are from off. 

What Was This Guy Thinking?

(NewsCore) - Four days after Georgia Bloomberg, the daughter of New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, took a terrifying spill from a horse that left her with a concussion and a fractured vertebra, the billionairess's boyfriend dumped her, the New York Post reported Sunday.
Olympic speed-skating gold-medalist Joey Cheek, who graced the cover of a Wheaties box, fell for Hizzoner's youngest daughter at a Fashion's Night Out event in September.


 Dude, you're a male ice skater, it doesn't even matter that you were in the Olympics, I'm pretty sure I make more money than you do.  Disney on Ice can't pay that well.  Shes a frigen billionaire's daughter! This guy had it, the rare chance to be a gold digging man.  You stick with this chic while she rehabs from a spinal injury and she'd basically have to marry you with out a prenup.  You could have been swimming in a pool of gold coins ala Scrooge within one year.  But nope, Joey Cheek is an idiot.


So not only did you give up presumably your only chance not to end up serving coffee at Starbucks once this whole skating fantasy flames out, you've also ostracized yourself from the female community.  There's not a female in the country that is going to get within 15 feet of you after you left this innocent, defenseless girl all on her own when she needed you most.  If she can't keep you around during the hard times with her billion dollar checkbook what chance would  any average girl have?  Its gonna be a long lonly life Joey, a long lonely life.

Jessica Simpsons Downhill Spiral Continues

 

PEOPLE - Touchdown! Jessica Simpson and free agent NFL player Eric Johnson are getting married, a rep confirms to PEOPLE...As for Johnson, who's played for the San Francisco 49ers and the New Orleans Saints, the 6' 3" Needham, Mass., native has excelled at sports since he was a kid. At 13, he hit a hole in one on the golf course, and he broke 11 school records while playing wide receiver for Yale University. He's also a former academic All-American. 

This poor thing.  Who would have thought 5 years ago that Nick Lachey would win this break up, the guy does nothing as far as I can tell and still bagged a hott chic (announcing his engagement to Vanessa Minnillo earlier this week).  But Jessica, good God, have some respect.

Her career and anything to do with her personal life has been in free fall ever since her divorce (everything except her waste line I guess).  From Pop Star and Married with reality show, to divorcee with somewhat of a country career (we can be honest, its a big step down from pop), to dating NFL qb's, to making appearances after apparently eating an entire Thanksgiving dinner (picture above), and now to this.  Engaged to a former back up NFL tight end?  That's as slumming it as it gets for a former Hollywood Pop-Star.  Never thought she'd become more of a train wreck than Britney.  Just a strange weird world Hollywood is.

Great Advertising Dude

Saw this beauty this past weekend, knew I had to take a picture.  I have to wonder how no one talked him out using his name for the company though? I'd imagine the workers show up hiding their faces like criminals when the media tries to video tape them.

I, like most sane people I imagine, would never shop with Dick Touchy-Feely over here for car insurance, but I know who would.  Diddlers and Pervs.  Without knowing anything about this guys business I can guarantee he is the number one insurer of panel vans (otherwise known as rape mobiles).