Mom Shows Children Pics of Herself Getting Banged

OCALA, Fla., April 14 (UPI) -- A Florida woman accused of showing her 11- and 12-year-old sons photos of herself having sex was charged with lewd and lustful molestation, authorities said.  During the investigation, one of the boys told a DCF investigator his mother had shown him photographs on the computer of her engaged in sex acts with men, the arrest report said. The boy alleged his mother then rubbed his inner thigh and asked him, "Do you want to try this when you get older?" the arrest report said. The boy's brother told the investigator a similar story, the report said. Marion County Sheriff's Inspector Mike Mongeluzzo later searched the home and seized CDs, DVDs and other electronics, but found the alleged photos were deleted during the earlier DCB investigation, the newspaper said. Holloman called the accusations "absurd" creations from the woman's "overly possessive former spouse" and said the boys admitted their father had told them what to say.

These poor kids, sorry to say this but they are in for a life of crime.  And not like they just stole a snickers bar from the convenience store or anything.  I'm talking heavy drug use and probable rape/murder.  There's just no getting around it at this point.  Put these kids on a watch list today and spare the rest of society.  I feel terrible saying it but they literally have no chance.

This isn't like they just stumbled onto mom and dad's sex tape or polaroid collection.  This mom legit opened up some .jpeg files or her getting plowed by "men," implying that their Dad wasn't the only dude getting in on the fun.  And not only did she show them it, but she encouraged a sexual response rubbing their thighs while showing them. I've seen enough horror films and thrillers to know that this is exactly how a crazed killer gets their start and I'm legit scared for the residents of Ocala, Fla because of these kids now.

Drive-Thru Casket Viewings Are the New Hot Thing in Compton, California

Can I also get a Couple Ketchups, and do you have Uncle Larry in there?

COMPTON, Calif. - There are drive-thru burger joints and drive-thru banks but now one California city offers the ultimate in drive-thru convenience: drive-thru casket viewing. Yes, at the Robert L. Adams Mortuary in Compton, south of Los Angeles, it is possible to view the deceased resting in a casket display window while cruising past in your car, the Los Angeles Times reported Sunday. "It's a unique feature that sets us aside from other funeral parlors," said owner Peggy Scott Adams. "You can come by after work, you don't need to deal with parking, you can sign the book outside and the family knows that you paid your respects," Scott Adams explained. "It's a convenience thing." Plus, Adams pointed out, the drive-thru glass partition is bulletproof - a consideration after cemetery shootouts broke out at gang funerals in the 1980s. The drive-thru is 12 feet wide, with the glass display window visible from the street. "I think it's wonderful, "said one woman quoted by the Times as she cruised past a casket last month. "It's nice to be able to drive through. You don't have to go inside. It's real convenient."

Before I tackle the convenience of drive-thru casket viewings, let me get this straight...gang violence has gotten so bad in Southern California that caskets now need bullet proof glass built into them?  Look, I don't want to tell you bangers how to go about your business, but it seems to me you might be wasting your bullets shooting at already dead rivals.  This is a down economy, those bullets aint free. Maybe you want to save those live rounds for live targets?

Ok back to the drive-thru casket viewings/wakes.  Love it.  It's just like the woman said, wonderful and convenient.  Yea, sorry for your loss, but some of us just don't have time to dress up and loiter in a funeral home for the appropriate amount of time (30 mins or so?) in the afternoon as to not offend the surviving family members.  Especially in a high death rate area like Compton.  You have to figure one young banger a day is probably being burried, that time spent at the funeral parlor adds up and burger flippers at McD's aren't exactly rolling in vacation days.  Drive-thru showings offer a quick alternative, pay your respects, maybe pick up a milkshake and be on your way.  Plus you only have to dress from the waste up.  It's hot in So-Cal. Wearing a full suit, pants and everything can be a bitch.  At least now you can just throw on a jacket and nice shirt and just cruise through wearing Jinco shorts in your low rider.

Break Up HOF Inductee: Woman Has Children Piss on Ex's Bed and Smear Crap on His Walls

FLINT, Michigan — A Flint man claims his ex-girlfriend and her two sons peed on his bed and spread feces on the walls of his Clinton Street home April 14. The man said they'd recently broken up and before he had a chance to change his locks the woman and her sons came into his residence and destroyed the home, according to a police report. He said the ex-girlfriend then called his mother and told her she'd done the damage to the home. She then allegedly called the man and told him she was not through yet. The victim told police he has not been home since the incident, because she lives around the corner and he's afraid she'll come over and harm him. He will see personal protection orders against the woman and her sons.

Wow, this broad should literally write a book about how you to win a break up because she may have just revolutionized the game.  Just sheer brilliance here.

Some people will tell you it's wrong to bring your kids into the middle of a divorce or separation, but that's only when you're causing pyschological trauma to the child.  What's the harm in having a little Poo & Pee Party with your kids?  The little runts probably had a ball and bragged to all their kindegarten friends about their new found use for caca.  

She would have been in the hall of fame if she just left it at pissing on his bed and drawing wall murals with feces, but what makes her a true revolutionary was the call to the dudes mother.  Not only has the guy been broken up with and had his apartment used as a training toilet for two toddlers, now his mom is going to be on his case about being such a frigen loser that he can't even defend his home or keep his children in line. 

Dude if she comes around again, I'm fairly certain you have the legal right to smack a broad around.  I've never condoned violence against woman (actually, I once did based on weight classes), but I'm pretty sure the laws of decent society go out the window when the woman has your kids doing finger paintings on your wall with their post lunch diarheaa. 

The Last Two Speakers of a Dying Language Are Grumpy Old Men Who Refuse To Speak To Each Other

Neatorama - The Ayapaneco language is dying – it’s down to the last two speakers, and in a twist worthy of a Hollywood treatment (can we say a linguistic "Grumpy Old Men"?) they’re not talking to each other!

There are just two people left who can speak it fluently – but they refuse to talk to each other. Manuel Segovia, 75, and Isidro Velazquez, 69, live 500 metres apart in the village of Ayapa in the tropical lowlands of the southern state of Tabasco. It is not clear whether there is a long-buried argument behind their mutual avoidance, but people who know them say they have never really enjoyed each other’s company.
"They don’t have a lot in common," says Daniel Suslak, a linguistic anthropologist from Indiana University, who is involved with a project to produce a dictionary of Ayapaneco. Segovia, he says, can be "a little prickly" and Velazquez, who is "more stoic," rarely likes to leave his home.

I hate this kind of shit.  Like these two people just straight don't like each other. Leave it alone.  Why should we mettle with their affairs? Just because they're the last two people on earth who can speak this dying pig latin-like language? Who cares?

If I'm old and retired the last thing I want to do is be forced to hang out with some guy down the street I've been avoiding the better part of my life.  He's old and entitled to his opinions at this point.  It's like how old people are allowed to be racists and crotchety towards everyone.  It's an unwritten rule, they've earned it, plus they're so old at this point that their racist rants aren't really a threat to anyone. Ignorant? Sure. Posing any real danger? Nah. 

Plus, what is the upside of getting these two to talk to eachother? Some dorky linguistic scientist gets to complete his pocket dictionary for a language that no one on earth will speak in 5-10 years once these geezers kick the bucket? Whoopdee-fricken-doo.  What's the sense in saving it? Are kids all of a sudden going to start taking Ayapaneco in the 6th grade instead of Spanish or French? No, so how about we just let these two old men live out their golden years in peace.

Stadium's Kiss Cam Gets Pretty Steamy with Two Chics

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Guy was either fired or attained the rightful position of national hero after the game.  Depends on how many ugly feminists reside in Canada, but I feel like feminism probably skipped Canada, so he's probably in the clear.  This is after all the land that gave us Puck Sluts.  

Something tells me this aint the girl on the rights first rodeo, she's mixed it up for the entertainment of the boys several times before, just craves the attention.  And something about the girl on the left's expressions tells me she's secretly in love with girl on the right and has been for years.  This kiss cam was probably her dream come true.