Fox News - Drescher is even considering running for elected office herself. “I think that this show might be a nice bridge towards that ultimate goal, but I think that I may find that this is a great forum to be able to share my passion and patriotism and desire to do things for the greater good,” she said. “(If I was to run) I would really make education a very big platform of mine because at the end of the day, all roads lead there, and if we think education is expensive, just stop and think what ignorance costs us.”
Everyone can relax, world peace is now within reach, America has a new secret weapon. I don't know how we didn't think of this before. Forget Nuke's and other artillery, you want a real deterrent to global conflict? You spring an overly opinionated woman with a thick Queens accent on the world.
Israel and Palestine can't resolve that conflict? How about we send Fran Drescher over to mediate the problem. The Jews and Arabs would have to forget about what the problem was and settle just so her voice doesn't cause an aneurysm. North Korea won't play nice without single party talks with the US, meet our new Korean ambassador.
Domestically I can't think of a situation that would create a quicker bi-partisan resolution than the threat of a filibuster from the Nanny. A day in session in Congress has to be boring enough, never mind having to listen to the schrill perturbing accent of a know-it-all day care worker blabbering on about womans health issues, and the best spot to get a pedicure in DC.
In short, I support Fran Drescher, and so should you.
This blog was paid for by The Nanny For Congress Committee 2012
