Patriots Fan Shoots Himself in the Foot Pre-Game, Patriots Defense Follow Suit Later on in the Afternoon.

That guy got signed out of the parking lot before the kick off

FOXBOROUGH (FOX25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - A fan at Sunday's Patriots game shot himself in the leg while sitting in his car in a Gillette Stadium parking lot just after 3 PM Sunday afternoon. Foxborough Police determined the incident occurred with a licensed firearm. They secured that firearm during their investigation. Patriots spokesperson Stacey James responded to the incident in a statement to FOX25.

I'll just go ahead and assume this was Bill Belichick trying to get inside the collective mind of his defense before the game, just preparing for this rag-tag bunch of clowns to shoot themselves in the foot (metaphorically speaking) once again. 

How much more of this group are we supposed to be subjected to? I mean every week there is some guy, who before this year I'd probably never heard of, making a crucial mistake or penalty to absolutely kill this defense.  I mean yesterday we had a linebacker, who I'm fairly certain was just signed before the opening kickoff, getting burnt on the game winning touch down. I mean, there's like 12 seconds left, the Giants have no time outs left, they can't possibly be running the ball if they want to save time to kick a game tying field goal, and yet this clown bit hard on the play action. Don't even get me started on the two pass interference calls late in the game, I can't even count on my fingers how many times in the last 3-4 years this defense has killed itself with absurd pass interference penalties, so seeing Sergio Brown take out a receiver who had no shut in fucking hell at catching a deep bomb that was overthrown by about 10 yards, hardly even registered a reaction to me...And Kyle Arrington's inability to turn his head around did nothing but bring me flashbacks to the Ellis Hobbs days, that play looked so similar to what we saw out of Hobbs for like straight years that I had to pull up the depth chart on my computer to make sure they hadn't resigned him out of the blue.

Bottom line, this team is going 10-6, maybe 11-5 and losing a close on in the first round. That's it, that's best case scenario right now, a close nail biting loss in the first round of the playoffs.  That's what teams with above average offenses and historically bad defenses do . They lose in the first round.  Goddamnit.

Occupy Worcester Protestors Arrested for Being Too Lazy to Join the Real Protest

My Fox - Occupy Worcester had more than 20 arrests Saturday night after protesters attempted to camp out at a city park downtown. "Basically we just had a few diehards who kind of said I'm willing to get arrested for this cause because at the very least if we can't occupy the commons we can get community support" said Joe Williams, one of those arrested. The Common in downtown Worcester closes at 10 pm and no permits are given to sleep in city parks. "Rules, laws, and statutes apply to all. Occupy Worcester was well aware our parks close at 10pm" said city manager Michael O'Brien. "They gave everyone a few warnings. If you stay in the park you're going to be arrested for trespassing and the core group of us that decided to stay we just linked up arms" said Williams. Occupy Worcester currently has a state permit to camp at Lake Park but that expires this month.

Why are you here? That's a damn good question to be asking yourself...Because if you're "occupying" in Worcester, you're a dickhead. Look, I've already complained about the fact that all these satellite protests should really be gathering in one place, no more of this rag tag protesting in whatever city you please, stop being lazy and team up, agree to meet in one place.  

But short of that, shouldn't you at the very least regionalize this thing? I mean is there any point to having Occupy movements in Boston, Manchester, Salem (because downtown Salem is one of the pinnancles of high finance), and Worchester? You're all within one freaking hour of eachother! How lazy can you all be?  I mean, this is probably why you're in the situation you're in to begin with...You can't even bother yourself to travel an hour or less to join the real protest, you're just camping out wherever is convenient to you. No wonder you can't get jobs, so fucking lethargic. Like I really don't want to have to make fun of this thing all the time, but you can't even protest appropriately. Honestly, get freaking organized. This is just getting silly. Getting arrested for protesting in Worcester, I mean come on...what were you protesting? The capitalist punk-rock scene at the Palladium? Protesting outside a local ATM machine? Come on, get real here. I want to root for you, but you're making it incredibly difficult.

Will This Be the Next Internet Trend: Crowd Licking?

Never has a man worn a more appropriate shirt. 

I'd have loved to interview that innocent bystander, like how do you not point? You just saw a guy lick another guys head and walk off...your only reaction is confusion? You don't sell him out? Mr. Clean and his comical gold chain collection is going to smack you in the head, you might want to point him in the right direction.

PS: I really hope this becomes the next internet trend, planking, tebowing, drive by licking? The only question is if enough people know how to make a .Gif, because still photos just won't cut it.  I personally have no idea. I mean I'm sure I could google it to figure it out, but that just seems like a lot of work for a prank I most certainly am not going to do myself. Licking a man's head? Blech.

Reason Men Are the Superior Gender, No. 959: Woman Have Shoes Like Dickheads

Daily Mail - Christian Louboutin might be renowned for his killer heels but his latest piece of footwear fashion might be best left on the shelf to merely admire. Inspired by a prima ballerina’s most important accessory, the French designer created the pumps to raise money for the English National Ballet. The eight-inch heels feature Louboutin’s trade mark red soles and are studded with Swarovski crystals.

Are you women freaking kidding me? First of all, those are two of the ugggllieest shoes I've ever seen, someone pass that piece of criticism on to Louboutin himself, secondly, you know there are just some broads with disposable income out there just shelling out like 3 grand for these ridiculous things. News flash ladies, these are going to hurt your fucking feet. Like don't complain 45 minutes after we show up (where we'd go that these things would be socially acceptable for, I have no clue), because I won't give a

shit.  I told you to wear something sensible and you wore some kind of medieval torcher device instead. Good luck with that toots.  

And here's the thing, aside from other girls complimenting you (which I'm 90% certain is just fake, a way of fishing for their own compliment in return), we men, think these things are absurd.  They're certainly not good looking by any means.  See that gold booty like thing? Hideous. No woman on earth will look good in these things. Just looks like you're wearing a block of metal on your foot. It's not a good look. A simple stilhetto or pair of regular heals, sure, 24 karat booties, fuck no. Just a general rule of thumb ladies, if the shoe looks stupid to begin with, it probably is stupid. Don't convince yourself you're on the cutting edge of some trend, or that because it's price tag is high its a great shoe, and don't be fooled because some broad walked down a runway in that thing, don't forget she was probably wearing wings and some kind of abstract art piece of fabric as a dress. Only complete jackasses who blow smoke up eachothers ass for a living find that stuff good looking.  

And don't even get me started on this one:

Yes, It Will Make Your Ankles Look Fat

Does This Brother-Sword Dance Take Place in America

For real, they look American, their impossibly fat dog looks American, the kid walks out drinking what looks to be a Bud Light, Cataract Grandma seems American enough, but something about this is just not American. 

Maybe it's the 1985 boombox, that weirdly religious art work of what appears to be a boy scout with a Halo?, the way the girl wears her mom jeans, the kids tucked in t-shirt, or it could just be that they have a choreographed dance routine set to some euro-club song that involves a broad sword and a switch blade...I couldn't even offer up a guess as to where you could get either one of those things in the states...Everything about those two screams teens from Prague or Brussels, and yet I can't shake the fact that this is  almost definitely set in America...

Wait a minute...I've got it...it's Canada, right? They're Canadians? American seeming enough but just a little off.  Thank God. Mystery Solved.