Tom Brady Has to be the Only Quarterback in History to Marry Up with Gisele, Right?

(FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - Gisele Bundchen is set to become the world's first billionaire supermodel. Forbes says the 31-year-old Brazilian beauty has earned roughly $250 million over the last decade. Mrs. Tom Brady has a new lingerie company that is a joint venture with Brazil's version of Victoria's Secret - called Hope - as well as new endorsement deals for Versace and Dior. Forbes says it is possible Gisele ends her career with a 10-figure bank account.

 Do you think this is why Tom Brady is so driven even after all his success? He has to be the only quarterback ever who was actually able to score up, right? Never mind a three time Super Bowl winner, and two time MVP.

She's undoubtedly more world famous than he is and she makes straight up Scrooge McDuck Cash (TB's not broke but compared to Giselle he looks like one of the guys at my local Tedeschi's just sitting around playing the 12-spot game on Keno all day).

Do you realize how hard it is for an NFL QB to score up? These guys can pretty much settle for any pretty young face they want, (unless your name is Brett Favre and you fail miserably at sexting buxom sideline reporters) and yet Brady somehow came away with one of the 3 or 4 women in the world where he'd be the lesser half in the couple. It's gotta make him feel at least in some way inadequate and drive him to be better, like if you don't think Giselle is on his ass about winning a 4th title this week, you're crazy. Tom probably wakes up in cold sweats from nightmares where Joe Montana and Gisele cuckold him after he fails once again to get his 4th ring.

It's crazy to think, but it 100% explains the oddball behavior he engages in from time to time, the Euro-hair, the Uggs endorsement, this picture, and definitely this picture too. Guy is doing whatever he can to hang on, so the best thing for Pats nation this week is to pray to God that Gisele is nagging his ass about winning this game. None of this supportive wife, "do your best" bullshit. Just tearing into him, telling him what a pathetic loser he'll be if he loses, because if that's indeed what she's doing, watch out G-Men.

MBTA Bans Alcohol Ads, Promptly Considering Casion Advertisements

BOSTON (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - Alcohol ads may be banned from MBTA trains and buses, at a cost of $1.5 million, but ads for casino gambling are still a sure bet for Massachusetts. "I don't think it's hypocritical at all," Governor Deval Patrick tells FOX 25's Sharman Sacchetti. Governor Patrick supports the move to ban alcohol ads from the MBTA, even though it comes at a time when the state is looking to you for more money to help the debt ridden agency. Several public meetings on fare hikes are being held across the state. The governor says banning alcohol ads is all about public health. FOX 25 asked Governor Patrick what the difference was between alcohol ads and ads for casino gambling. "Well the one difference is we've struck a balance as you know with expanded gambling with a tremendous amount of investment on how we protect the public from some of the harm that comes with expanded gaming,” says the governor.

 Well for once I actually don't mind that smarmy bastard lying right through his teeth to the media. The guy obviously knows its hypocritical, anyone with half a brain knows that, but the MBTA is flat broke and banning every type of advertising that may lead to degenerative addictions is no way to solve that problem. 

There's a handful of fairly recession proof vice industries, and believe me alcohol and gambling are the least objectionable options. If you ban casino's from advertising the next thing you know you're going to be waiting for the Green Line with advertisements for the Glass Slipper and Centerfolds bombarding you, plus the Marlboro man will probably attempt a come back...Now think about it, would you rather a picture of vibrant young people having a good time after a night out with Captain Morgan along side one of those "Wonder of It All" Foxwoods ads, OR, some dead behind the eyes skank who lies and says she's working her way through BU chain smoking a pack of Newport Lights?  Kinda changes your mind, right?

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Lady is just happy to be a part of something. I mean is there no ettiquette or timer here? Has to be some sort of time limit she can impose so I'm going to say she just had no clue what was going on, just thought this ambiguously mexican/asian boy was hard of hearing or something.

PS: This kids at least 6 years older than that kid behind him, right? So the questions is, is the little kid a genius, or is the older kid in the middle of some kind of Billy Madison style k-12 quest? Because I'll tell you what, that senile old broad in Billy Madison handled his mischief much better than this lady.