From a pop-culture phenomenon stand point its time to collectively agree that Jersey Shore has jumped the shark. Is it still an interesting and somewhat funny show to watch? Sure. But enough with everyone quoting and imitating these degenerates in public.
If you're with a group of your friends at home or some other private event, and you can do a good impression, its still mildly funny. At a bar/club/party with strangers/public sidewalk between 11pm and 2 am yelling things like "we got a situation", "Teeee Shirt Timmmeee", "Cabs Ah Heah", or "Champagne Yea", you're going to look like an idiot and be treated like the social retard that you are. It's not that funny. In fact its not funny at all. You've decided your actual personality is boring and sucks to the point that you'd be better off quoting one liners from reality tv. Congrats.
And girls, you don't get off rant free either. If you're short, brunette, and annoying as hell, it doesn't make you Snooki, or Snooki's twin, or Snooki's bastard step-sister. Why would you even welcome this comparison? A midget, pear shaped, no chin, pudgy cheeked girl with horrendous hair. She hardly looks human. So please, stop comparing yourself to her on Facebook, stop elevating your poof's to disturbing heights, and stop whining in a high pitched voice in public. Its enough to make someone snap.
Oh, and good luck to everyone going out for Halloween who agrees with this rant. Just going to be a bunch of lame fake muscles, knock off Ed Hardy shirts (I never thought there would be anything worse than an Ed Hardy original, I stand corrected), and imitation blow outs.
You couldn't be more off base here. I will continue to yell CABS AAH HERE and OH YEA (fill in the blank) YEA whenever i have the opportunity.
ReplyDeleteIts un-funny, overplayed, and unoriginal. It's like quoting the Fonz at this point.
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