Bieber Wanted for Assault, Seen Training with Mike Tyson, WTF?

TMZ - In an odd bit of foreshadowing, Justin Bieber hung out with Mike Tyson and got some boxing tips from the legendary fighter just days before his alleged run-in with a paparazzo. Check out the Biebs working the heavy bag with Tyson. They posed for a pic with another guy, which Tyson tweeted with the caption, "Me, @johnny and @justinbieber before we started training JB" As TMZ first reported, Bieber is now a suspect in a criminal battery after Bieber allegedly got into it with a photog in Calabasas. Cops were called to the scene -- Bieber and GF Selena Gomez had already split -- and the photog was transported to a nearby hospital and later released.

Fucking Biebs. Guy probably thinks he's tough now. Probably rolling all over Sunset and down Venice beach in some swagged up Afflicted shirts...Newsflash, that dude let you win. You just gave him the biggest pay day he'll ever get. 

Plus, you're the biebs. A stiff gust of wind could put you and your swag on your ass. Not to mention the fact that you're Canadian. 

PS: Good to see Biebs' handlers are steering him in the right direction. Mike Tyson is a great youth mentor.  

UPDATE: This pic from the Scene...Pretty sure that's exactly what Tyson wore in his fight with Bowe, except with two shoes, obviously.

 

TMZ Hosts an Old Fashioned Bounce Off: Lohan Vs. Upton

You know what's crazy about this? Besides the fact that even with all the evidence we have that shows going bra-less leads to saggy bags, Lohan still decided to rock the look?

It's that Lindsay is still only 25 years old, and yet, I feel like she's already had more "comebacks" in her career than say, 75 year old Madonna. Not that I'm saying this 3 second juggling clip is a comeback, but I'm sure some rising young producer/director out there caught wind of this and was like "she's still got it!" 

If anything its definitely leading to a mediocre role in a B-movie. We'll hear how Lindsay thrived, praise her for her performance, and then look down upon her when she goes on an epic binge to celebrate her new found success. Which obviously will lead to another rehab stint, more yoga, another bouncing video, and then we'll do the whole thing over again. Its the circle of life.

PS: The narrator for TMZ...Nails on a chalkboard.

Wild Hogs 3: Former Cruise Worker Calls out Travolta for Open Robe Boner Hug

TMZ - The steward, Fabian Zanzi, claims he was delivering something to Travolta's stateroom when the actor asked him for a neck massage. Although the report doesn't expressly name Travolta, we've confirmed the actor was indeed the guest in question. Fabian claimed he obliged -- and Travolta "then told him he was a beautiful person and invited him to return to visit him later that night." Fabian claimed he refused because of a strict company policy banning RC employees from fraternizing with guests. Fabian reported the incident and was disciplined for the neck massage, which is a violation of the no-fraternization rule. He subsequently left the company. Fabian now says the encounter was much more than described in the incident report, claiming Travolta opened his robe and gave him a big hug while his penis was erect ... and offered him $12,000 for sex and silence. 

Follow the link above for the video, for some reason it's un-embeddable right now. 

Travolta you magnificent bastard! What a play here! What material! What a perv!

This man's quest for happy endings during massages bows to no mans...yea it's odd that  you're offering to throw out the reverse happy ending once in a while, and guys aren't my thing, but no judgement there, but you have to admire the effort. The open robe-boner hug is as blunt as it gets, just laying it all on the line. This guy is just absolutely relentless in his pursuit of happiness. Making Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and Will Smith in that one movie as proud as can be. 

Serious question though, doesn't ratting out customers violate some kind of masseur code? There's a rubber/rubbee confidentiality agreement, isn't here? If not there should be. Even with non-skeevy customers these people have access to every weird hair growth, mole, eczema patch...I feel like as much as your average personal doctor these folks should have to keep their mouths shut. Can't be good for business to go rolling around town talking about you client's boners.

Investment Advice from Two NBA Draft Lottery Hopefuls

So...Good luck to whoever drafts Thomas Robinson...I'm sure he won't be asking for advances on his contract after a couple of months, seems like a real fiscally sound young man. 

Look, I'm not gonna hate on him too much, he's a kid about to come into a LOT of money. But when you got one guy saying he's gonna buy his mom a house, right after you just told the fellas at TMZ that you're gonna buy an ice'd out rolex, maybe you wanna come back with something a little different than "gonna buy my sister some gucci's." Not good looks homie. 

Maybe consider hiring a financial planner...like a real one. Someone with proper licenses, who wears a suit and tie to work, drives to a  real office and has real co-workers...What I'm saying is not one of your childhood friends. Just a thought.