Wild Hogs 3: Former Cruise Worker Calls out Travolta for Open Robe Boner Hug

TMZ - The steward, Fabian Zanzi, claims he was delivering something to Travolta's stateroom when the actor asked him for a neck massage. Although the report doesn't expressly name Travolta, we've confirmed the actor was indeed the guest in question. Fabian claimed he obliged -- and Travolta "then told him he was a beautiful person and invited him to return to visit him later that night." Fabian claimed he refused because of a strict company policy banning RC employees from fraternizing with guests. Fabian reported the incident and was disciplined for the neck massage, which is a violation of the no-fraternization rule. He subsequently left the company. Fabian now says the encounter was much more than described in the incident report, claiming Travolta opened his robe and gave him a big hug while his penis was erect ... and offered him $12,000 for sex and silence. 

Follow the link above for the video, for some reason it's un-embeddable right now. 

Travolta you magnificent bastard! What a play here! What material! What a perv!

This man's quest for happy endings during massages bows to no mans...yea it's odd that  you're offering to throw out the reverse happy ending once in a while, and guys aren't my thing, but no judgement there, but you have to admire the effort. The open robe-boner hug is as blunt as it gets, just laying it all on the line. This guy is just absolutely relentless in his pursuit of happiness. Making Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and Will Smith in that one movie as proud as can be. 

Serious question though, doesn't ratting out customers violate some kind of masseur code? There's a rubber/rubbee confidentiality agreement, isn't here? If not there should be. Even with non-skeevy customers these people have access to every weird hair growth, mole, eczema patch...I feel like as much as your average personal doctor these folks should have to keep their mouths shut. Can't be good for business to go rolling around town talking about you client's boners.

Wild Hogs 2...The Travolta Happy Endings Saga Continues

Fox News - According to the lawyer representing two masseurs in a sex assault case against actor John Travolta, the publicity surrounding this week's court filing has caused more potential accusers to come out of the woodwork. "By the time this case is over, [John Travolta's lawyer] Marty Singer will have to accuse more than 100 men of lying, because I have been contacted by people, mostly men, that have first hand information about similar behavior on John Travolta's part to that contained in the lawsuits I have already filed against him."

Come on John...they have descriptions of your dick...descriptions no one would just make up.  No one would make up "wirey and unkempt," unless it's true, or they're blatantly going for laughs and baiting bloggers such as myself...But if you're going for millions in a lawsuit that you completely fabricated, you'd play it safe and keep the specific descriptions to a minimum. 

If this wasn't true your lawyer should just get up there and pull a Johnny Cochran with "If his pubes aren't unkempt, their case is exempt." You'd be golden. I mean, that's going to be the smoking gun in this case, if all these massuers give the same description of little Danny Zuko, well you're going to be in some trouble.

I mean yea you just proved that you weren't in LA on that specifc day, but isn't it possible the male masseuse who's shaft you allegedly groped just messed up the date? We're talking about a date a few months ago, if he's off by a day or so it wouldn't really shock anyone...bad lawyering by the plaintiff's side, shouldn't have allowed erroneous dates to be thrown about, but still not that shocking.  I couldn't tell you what I was doing two weekends ago, nevermind some random day back in January. 

PS: This has the potential to be one of the more outrageous stories in internet history if literally hundreds, or even close to hundreds, come out on this. Just tales of Travolta attempting to sweet talk masseuse after masseuse while giving himself happy endings. And entire cottage industry of tumblr's, fake twitter handles, and blog material, all supported by one mans love of a reverse rub&tug.