Dez Bryant's Moms 911 Call is Exactly As Hoodrat as You'd Think It Was

Honestly, that kinda answers one of my bigger 911 questions, how the hell do the operators deal with all the varying degrees of english people speak in this country? Like if this was me, wouldn't have gotten a word out of Dez Bryans momma. Just a bunch of unrecognizeable partial sentences from a woman who was barely paying any attention to the call.

But this guy? Handled it like a pro, even talked just like her, probably to make her feel comfortable. Like the "Where he at?" line...undeniably the first time a 911 operator has said "where he at?" Makes me wonder if they teach the operator to speak like the victim or if they just got specially assigned operators based on the area code you call from.  Like "oh, this ones coming from the Ghetto, Tyrone, you're up." 

And honestly, was she not the most annoying 911 caller of all time? I'm fairly surprised this dude didn't flip and yell something like "BITCH YOU CALLED ME!," and then hung up.


PS: Dez Bryant's license plate being "Bailme" is the height of irony.

Bieber Wanted for Assault, Seen Training with Mike Tyson, WTF?

TMZ - In an odd bit of foreshadowing, Justin Bieber hung out with Mike Tyson and got some boxing tips from the legendary fighter just days before his alleged run-in with a paparazzo. Check out the Biebs working the heavy bag with Tyson. They posed for a pic with another guy, which Tyson tweeted with the caption, "Me, @johnny and @justinbieber before we started training JB" As TMZ first reported, Bieber is now a suspect in a criminal battery after Bieber allegedly got into it with a photog in Calabasas. Cops were called to the scene -- Bieber and GF Selena Gomez had already split -- and the photog was transported to a nearby hospital and later released.

Fucking Biebs. Guy probably thinks he's tough now. Probably rolling all over Sunset and down Venice beach in some swagged up Afflicted shirts...Newsflash, that dude let you win. You just gave him the biggest pay day he'll ever get. 

Plus, you're the biebs. A stiff gust of wind could put you and your swag on your ass. Not to mention the fact that you're Canadian. 

PS: Good to see Biebs' handlers are steering him in the right direction. Mike Tyson is a great youth mentor.  

UPDATE: This pic from the Scene...Pretty sure that's exactly what Tyson wore in his fight with Bowe, except with two shoes, obviously.