Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Wild Hogs 3: Former Cruise Worker Calls out Travolta for Open Robe Boner Hug



TMZ - The steward, Fabian Zanzi, claims he was delivering something to Travolta's stateroom when the actor asked him for a neck massage. Although the report doesn't expressly name Travolta, we've confirmed the actor was indeed the guest in question. Fabian claimed he obliged -- and Travolta "then told him he was a beautiful person and invited him to return to visit him later that night." Fabian claimed he refused because of a strict company policy banning RC employees from fraternizing with guests. Fabian reported the incident and was disciplined for the neck massage, which is a violation of the no-fraternization rule. He subsequently left the company. Fabian now says the encounter was much more than described in the incident report, claiming Travolta opened his robe and gave him a big hug while his penis was erect ... and offered him $12,000 for sex and silence. 

Follow the link above for the video, for some reason it's un-embeddable right now. 

Travolta you magnificent bastard! What a play here! What material! What a perv!

This man's quest for happy endings during massages bows to no mans...yea it's odd that  you're offering to throw out the reverse happy ending once in a while, and guys aren't my thing, but no judgement there, but you have to admire the effort. The open robe-boner hug is as blunt as it gets, just laying it all on the line. This guy is just absolutely relentless in his pursuit of happiness. Making Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and Will Smith in that one movie as proud as can be. 

Serious question though, doesn't ratting out customers violate some kind of masseur code? There's a rubber/rubbee confidentiality agreement, isn't here? If not there should be. Even with non-skeevy customers these people have access to every weird hair growth, mole, eczema patch...I feel like as much as your average personal doctor these folks should have to keep their mouths shut. Can't be good for business to go rolling around town talking about you client's boners.