Monday, February 14, 2011

Illness Breaks Out At the Playboy Mansion



Huffington Post - The Los Angeles Times said there were reports that dozens of people were sickened after the event at the L.A. mansion, but neither the newspaper nor county health officials cited a specific number of cases... The county statement said investigators were looking into the cause, extent and potential sources of the illness, but did not believe it spread beyond the people who attended. "Public Health has no information suggesting that this suspected outbreak extends beyond those individuals associated with this conference," the statement said.

What happens in the Playboy Grotto doesn't always stay in the Playboy Grotto, especially herpes, that shit is for life.

And on a more serious note, don't the people that party at the mansion just assume they're going home with a little something more than they went in with? I just figured everyone on these guest lists spent the days leading up to the events getting B12, Malaria, hepititis, and various other immunization shots, just in case. 

Growing up you couldn't even begin the school year if you couldn't prove you'd been properly immunized, and I'm pretty certain I'm not going to run into anywhere near the amount of diseases and bacteria in a 3rd grade classroom as I am in a gigantic hot tub with a bunch of naked whores and Charlie Sheen. Just seems like this should be common sense.