Man Drilled By Car on Highway, Pulls Perfect Misty Flip

NAILED IT/HIM! 

 Holy shit. Apparently this went down in Russia, where else and the guy didn't die. Just walked it off and went to the hospital with a broken leg, and I'm assuming internal bleeding. Probably didn't even take the ambulance, just drove himself. This happens in America and A) That guy is not getting up B) Jim Sokolove is like two cars back and has been taking notes on the whole thing, and C) It probably doesn't happen because we have things called breakdown lanes. 

Seriously, what the fuck guys, why are you wandering around in the middle of the highway? 

PS: The other kid pulls off the most brilliant move I've ever seen. I had to watch it 3 or 4 times because I was so mesmorized by the first kids aerial the first few times, but watch him alertly jump into the trunk of his car to avoid being impaled by the first car that rear-ends him. Genius.

Woman's Bungee Cord Snaps, Plunges into Crocodile Infested Waters

Love how the narrator right away stresses the fact that she was plummeting into "Crocodile infested waters" as if that's the problem here. Dude! She just fell 365 feet off a bridge...I'd say that's more of a concern.

Anyway, this is one of those situations where I'm pretty sure I'd just have died. My will to live is only so much, and I'm pretty sure that point is somewhere well before plummeting 365 feet into icy, crocodile infested waters, with my feet tied together, and a gigantic rope getting stuck to rocks and pulling me under water. In fact I'm guessing the 365 foot fall on its own would have done it, soon as I felt myself free-falling I'd have probably been like "welp, that's it I guess, it was a pretty good run." Even if I somehow survived the fall I'd probably be more likely to bait the croc's than to swim away from them. It's just too much effort. Plus then you've got to live with being afraid of jumping off bridges and crocodiles the rest of your life...I don't need that kind of trauma.

2011's Definitive Year in Sports Video Recap

Editors Note: This one's brought to you by the AP, so it really might be "Definitive."

In summary: Rich people arguing with even richer people (NFL and NBA), Packers win, Bruins Win, and Collegiate Assistant Coaches made the Catholic Church look like a bunch of Alter Boys...(What? Bad taste in analogy?)

PS: Click the link to the AP's youtube page where this came from, the second most popular comment, "wheres the womens world cup?" That's cute ladies, thinking women's athletics would be in a "Definitive" 2011 sports recap.

HyperVocal's Definitive Recap of 2011 In Video Form

Anyone who knows anything about me knows that I love year end lists, say what you want, that I'm easily sucked in via a cheap journalistic gimmick, but I just love simplistic recaps. And since copy and pasting all of Time Magazines 2011 Lists just isn't a reality (I'd imagine that'd be infringing on one or 10,000 laws or so), this video is the next best thing, brought to you by HyperVocal.

It's 5 minutes long, if you've been avoiding the news all year long but don't want to feel like totally ignorant to the world at your upcoming New Years party, give it a view, how else are you going to learn everything that happened in the world for the whole year in the time it takes you to view one youtube video on the shitter?  

PS: Video Recaps = Theme of the day.

Road Rage Street Fight Ends in Gentelmens Handshake...Didn't See that Coming

Wow...Lot of action. First of all, rare is the case that the bystander in a road rage street fight is a bigger douche bag than the two guys fighting, but that's exactly what you have here. Camera guy calling the fighters a "pussy" at the end because they shook hands, seconds after telling his friends to "shh, shh" because he didn't want the guys to see him filming, and then yelling "harrrrddd niiggggaaaa" after they drove away...PUSSY. Also, I'm white, so I'm not positive on the rules, but I don't hink arabs are allowed to use the N-word either. 

Enough about that though, lets give this fight the break down it deserves, I mean this is the street-road rage fight of the decade as far as I'm concerned:

1) Strong start, slamming the door back shut and punching your opponent through the window should always be the go to move  in a road rage fight. Its just tough to fight while you're still strapped in to your seat belt and you have a mad man punching you in the head. Shit will ruin your day real fast...I give the first round to the insane white guy. 

2) White guy is just crushing it right now...The old take your opponents shoe and fire it back in the window at him move, timeless. Second round again goes to the white guy.  Sadly though, this guy counts his opponent out a bit to early, as we're about to see.

3) Whoa...Didn't see that coming, I thought Indians (or Pakistani's) were Pacifists...If I had to wager at this exact moment, I'd be all in on the white guy...just assumed this bro was in for the beating of his life.

4. Uh-oh...May have gotten ahead of myself proclaiming the white guy the champ...this is his beginning of the end. We, as white people, can't jump, rap, dance, or kung-fu kick. Pulling out the kung-fu kick in the middle of a fight as white person is just throwing up a white flag and announcing that you have no idea what you're doing, I have a feeling things aren't going to go well for him from here on out.

Round Three: Dude from somewhere around India

5. WOW...I didn't see that coming, take down, bows, and blows to the face...Someone watches their MMA. Round 4: Dude from somewhere around India.

6. Are they gonna call the fight!?!? Dude from Somewhere Around India (DFSAI) is absolutely killing this guy. Right before this he even pulled the "time out, time out, psyche!," move and punched him square in the face...this is getting ugly. Round 5: DFSAI

7. The camera man - Even your parents think you're a douchebag.While all this is going on DFSAI is still running shit. White guy throws in the towel.

8. The post fight hand shake. 100% did not see this coming . Lot of credit to the white dude who just had his ass pummeled. Good show of respect, know when you've been bested and move on...Also, great job to both of them as I'm pretty sure the fight didn't even cause a traffic jam, they got the whole thing in, start to finish, during the course of one traffic light cycle.  Pretty amazing.