Thursday, November 10, 2011

Road Rage Street Fight Ends in Gentelmens Handshake...Didn't See that Coming



Wow...Lot of action. First of all, rare is the case that the bystander in a road rage street fight is a bigger douche bag than the two guys fighting, but that's exactly what you have here. Camera guy calling the fighters a "pussy" at the end because they shook hands, seconds after telling his friends to "shh, shh" because he didn't want the guys to see him filming, and then yelling "harrrrddd niiggggaaaa" after they drove away...PUSSY. Also, I'm white, so I'm not positive on the rules, but I don't hink arabs are allowed to use the N-word either. 

Enough about that though, lets give this fight the break down it deserves, I mean this is the street-road rage fight of the decade as far as I'm concerned:

1) Strong start, slamming the door back shut and punching your opponent through the window should always be the go to move  in a road rage fight. Its just tough to fight while you're still strapped in to your seat belt and you have a mad man punching you in the head. Shit will ruin your day real fast...I give the first round to the insane white guy. 



2) White guy is just crushing it right now...The old take your opponents shoe and fire it back in the window at him move, timeless. Second round again goes to the white guy.  Sadly though, this guy counts his opponent out a bit to early, as we're about to see.




3) Whoa...Didn't see that coming, I thought Indians (or Pakistani's) were Pacifists...If I had to wager at this exact moment, I'd be all in on the white guy...just assumed this bro was in for the beating of his life.




4. Uh-oh...May have gotten ahead of myself proclaiming the white guy the champ...this is his beginning of the end. We, as white people, can't jump, rap, dance, or kung-fu kick. Pulling out the kung-fu kick in the middle of a fight as white person is just throwing up a white flag and announcing that you have no idea what you're doing, I have a feeling things aren't going to go well for him from here on out.
Round Three: Dude from somewhere around India

5. WOW...I didn't see that coming, take down, bows, and blows to the face...Someone watches their MMA. Round 4: Dude from somewhere around India.





6. Are they gonna call the fight!?!? Dude from Somewhere Around India (DFSAI) is absolutely killing this guy. Right before this he even pulled the "time out, time out, psyche!," move and punched him square in the face...this is getting ugly. Round 5: DFSAI




7. The camera man - Even your parents think you're a douchebag.While all this is going on DFSAI is still running shit. White guy throws in the towel.






8. The post fight hand shake. 100% did not see this coming . Lot of credit to the white dude who just had his ass pummeled. Good show of respect, know when you've been bested and move on...Also, great job to both of them as I'm pretty sure the fight didn't even cause a traffic jam, they got the whole thing in, start to finish, during the course of one traffic light cycle.  Pretty amazing.