Man Drilled By Car on Highway, Pulls Perfect Misty Flip

NAILED IT/HIM! 

 Holy shit. Apparently this went down in Russia, where else and the guy didn't die. Just walked it off and went to the hospital with a broken leg, and I'm assuming internal bleeding. Probably didn't even take the ambulance, just drove himself. This happens in America and A) That guy is not getting up B) Jim Sokolove is like two cars back and has been taking notes on the whole thing, and C) It probably doesn't happen because we have things called breakdown lanes. 

Seriously, what the fuck guys, why are you wandering around in the middle of the highway? 

PS: The other kid pulls off the most brilliant move I've ever seen. I had to watch it 3 or 4 times because I was so mesmorized by the first kids aerial the first few times, but watch him alertly jump into the trunk of his car to avoid being impaled by the first car that rear-ends him. Genius.

Russian Ron Burgundy? Anchorman Caught With His Hand Under the Desk at In Opportune Time

Vid from the Shortlist

Nice try buddy, we know what was going on...Every 14 year old boy anywhere knows that "I'm going to make a super serious "deer in the headlights" face and just jump into a story as fast as I can so you completely forget about what you may or may not have saw" routine. You're not fooling us.

PS: They're allowed to do some wild stuff on the news over there in Mother Russia, huh? Like every time any of the local Boston stations do a story on strip clubs the camera usually just focuses in on a lonely cocktail and then stairs at people's feet (classic example) the rest of the story. Apparently it's a little different in Russia.

Double PS: This story is for all those random russian websites that are linking back to me...I still can't figure out if I'm about to get hacked, my apartments going to be ransacked, or if you're just huge fans of the Alt-Tab, but I'm hoping this goofy video appeases you.