This Road Rage Video is So Good that I have Nothing to Add

Just pure unadulterated fun. And for the record, I've been both the cutter and the blocker several times before, and I can tell you for a fact that I'm in the right no matter which side I'm on. I fully support both of these assholes.

I'm Pretty Much the Only Person Who Knows How to Drive on a Rotary

For the most part, when driving, I just assume I'm the only one who knows what I'm doing. I'm well aware this leads to many double standards, and I'm just fine with that. I'm physically a superior driver to most, so the double standards just come with the territory, for instance if you ride up my ass, I'm going to tap the breaks on you, but if you're going to slow in front of me I'm going to ride right up your ass, and somehow this makes sense to me...It might be completely illogical, but it just makes me feel better knowing that I'm better than everyone else on the road.

Well guess what? Yea 95% of the time I might just be foolish for thinking I know best, but that other 5% of time, the time spent on Rotary's, I know with 100% certainty that I'm the only one that knows what they're doing. It drives me fucking nuts, takes years off my life, and the worst part about it is Massachusetts is the Rotary Captial of the world.  Just real quick, off the top of my head, I can think of 6 rotary's within 3 miles of my apartment...Basically any direction I decide to go in, I'm hitting a rotary.

This shouldn't be a problem, except people, for whatever reason, freak the fuck out when they encounter the rotary (or round about, if you're weird and are from England). People drive like absolute dickheads, like all of a sudden they reach a circle and the normal rules of the road cease to exist because we're driving in a big left handed turn. What the hell people!?

Drivers slow down, people ride on the outside blocking exits, people attempt to cut across three lanes of traffic to make an exit from the inside lane, and people just straight up make up their own lanes...just doing whatever the hell they please. And don't even get me started on people entering the rotary, they're either entirely too agressive, cutting me off as I'm coming around the bend, or, even worse, they're the biggest nervous wreck ever to drive a vehicle, slowly inching into the traffic circle at a pace of 1 mph. It's infuriating. 

So with that in mind, I'm going to post this link as a helpful public service announcement.  If you're planning on driving in the Massachusetts area, I'm begging that you all read this, as it plainly lays out rotary etiquette in hopes that you won't end up driving like a complete asshole the next time you encounter one of these mythical traffic circles.

Road Rage Street Fight Ends in Gentelmens Handshake...Didn't See that Coming

Wow...Lot of action. First of all, rare is the case that the bystander in a road rage street fight is a bigger douche bag than the two guys fighting, but that's exactly what you have here. Camera guy calling the fighters a "pussy" at the end because they shook hands, seconds after telling his friends to "shh, shh" because he didn't want the guys to see him filming, and then yelling "harrrrddd niiggggaaaa" after they drove away...PUSSY. Also, I'm white, so I'm not positive on the rules, but I don't hink arabs are allowed to use the N-word either. 

Enough about that though, lets give this fight the break down it deserves, I mean this is the street-road rage fight of the decade as far as I'm concerned:

1) Strong start, slamming the door back shut and punching your opponent through the window should always be the go to move  in a road rage fight. Its just tough to fight while you're still strapped in to your seat belt and you have a mad man punching you in the head. Shit will ruin your day real fast...I give the first round to the insane white guy. 

2) White guy is just crushing it right now...The old take your opponents shoe and fire it back in the window at him move, timeless. Second round again goes to the white guy.  Sadly though, this guy counts his opponent out a bit to early, as we're about to see.

3) Whoa...Didn't see that coming, I thought Indians (or Pakistani's) were Pacifists...If I had to wager at this exact moment, I'd be all in on the white guy...just assumed this bro was in for the beating of his life.

4. Uh-oh...May have gotten ahead of myself proclaiming the white guy the champ...this is his beginning of the end. We, as white people, can't jump, rap, dance, or kung-fu kick. Pulling out the kung-fu kick in the middle of a fight as white person is just throwing up a white flag and announcing that you have no idea what you're doing, I have a feeling things aren't going to go well for him from here on out.

Round Three: Dude from somewhere around India

5. WOW...I didn't see that coming, take down, bows, and blows to the face...Someone watches their MMA. Round 4: Dude from somewhere around India.

6. Are they gonna call the fight!?!? Dude from Somewhere Around India (DFSAI) is absolutely killing this guy. Right before this he even pulled the "time out, time out, psyche!," move and punched him square in the face...this is getting ugly. Round 5: DFSAI

7. The camera man - Even your parents think you're a douchebag.While all this is going on DFSAI is still running shit. White guy throws in the towel.

8. The post fight hand shake. 100% did not see this coming . Lot of credit to the white dude who just had his ass pummeled. Good show of respect, know when you've been bested and move on...Also, great job to both of them as I'm pretty sure the fight didn't even cause a traffic jam, they got the whole thing in, start to finish, during the course of one traffic light cycle.  Pretty amazing.

Rear Window LED Light Boards Perfect for the Inner Road Rager in All of You!

YES, YES and YES! I'll take three just in case the first two don't work (if the third doesn't work I'll know I've been taken in some kind of internet get rich quick scam).

My only question though, can I reprogram it to read out whatever I want? Like yea, saying turning right, and turning left is pretty cool, but I need more. I need to feed the inner road rage. For peeps on my ass I need a simple "Fuck You, I'm Not Moving," to scroll by. When I pass someone that's been going epic-ly slow on the highway I want a simple "Move the Fuck Over Next Time." When being pulled over by the cops for having an LED message board where my rear window is supposed to be I want to have it say "Oh Fuck, My Bad," yea my LED board would swear alot. When I re-cut someone off out of spite after they've previously cut me off, I want "Karma's a Bitch." And finally, when stuck in bumper to bumper traffic, I want to be able to entertain my fellow drivers with messages like, "this blows," or, in the case of a car accident causing a traffic jam, "they better be dead up there."

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