Thursday, May 10, 2012

Wild Hogs 2...The Travolta Happy Endings Saga Continues



Fox News - According to the lawyer representing two masseurs in a sex assault case against actor John Travolta, the publicity surrounding this week's court filing has caused more potential accusers to come out of the woodwork. "By the time this case is over, [John Travolta's lawyer] Marty Singer will have to accuse more than 100 men of lying, because I have been contacted by people, mostly men, that have first hand information about similar behavior on John Travolta's part to that contained in the lawsuits I have already filed against him."

Come on John...they have descriptions of your dick...descriptions no one would just make up.  No one would make up "wirey and unkempt," unless it's true, or they're blatantly going for laughs and baiting bloggers such as myself...But if you're going for millions in a lawsuit that you completely fabricated, you'd play it safe and keep the specific descriptions to a minimum. 

If this wasn't true your lawyer should just get up there and pull a Johnny Cochran with "If his pubes aren't unkempt, their case is exempt." You'd be golden. I mean, that's going to be the smoking gun in this case, if all these massuers give the same description of little Danny Zuko, well you're going to be in some trouble.

I mean yea you just proved that you weren't in LA on that specifc day, but isn't it possible the male masseuse who's shaft you allegedly groped just messed up the date? We're talking about a date a few months ago, if he's off by a day or so it wouldn't really shock anyone...bad lawyering by the plaintiff's side, shouldn't have allowed erroneous dates to be thrown about, but still not that shocking.  I couldn't tell you what I was doing two weekends ago, nevermind some random day back in January. 


PS: This has the potential to be one of the more outrageous stories in internet history if literally hundreds, or even close to hundreds, come out on this. Just tales of Travolta attempting to sweet talk masseuse after masseuse while giving himself happy endings. And entire cottage industry of tumblr's, fake twitter handles, and blog material, all supported by one mans love of a reverse rub&tug.