AHHH, GET IT OFF ME.
Dude, what the fuck? Did that thing eat Christina? And before any females go all “blahblah, she’s not that big, she’s a normal size now…blah, blah.” So what, I’m not holding her to average girl standards. She was a pop idol, average girl standards make you a bloated blimp in Hollywood.
I do however find it ironic that all three of the sexy pop stars of my younger years all went through a bloated water balloon stage in their later years. Hollywood can be so derivative sometimes.
Come back Christina, we need more of this.
