Fan Punches Out Mascot at Hockey Game on Dare - Clearly the unnamed buddy was the smarter of the pair, since he bet O'Connell that he wouldn't do it. Under Hammered Guy Law, this meant that O'Connell absolutely had to do it, for reasons that can only Hammered Guy scholars can explain. -
I'm sorry, are you mocking this logic? It's worked for centuries and gotten us to where we are today as a society so I think I'd take a step back for a second and appreciate just how far Hammered Guy Scholars have gotten us. This nation was fought for and founded by Hammered Guy Scholars. True story, the Revolutionary War started when Ben Franklin and Paul Revere stumbled out of the Bell n' Hand piss drunk and Ben (rabble rowser that he was) dared Paul to get up on his horse and ride around insulting the Brits. That's the true story of Paul Reveres ride, and that's why we're the awesome country that we are.
