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| This is like winning the lottery as far as working for the FBI goes |
Fox News - The FBI is investigating the release of nude photos allegedly hacked from Scarlett Johannson’s phone, FoxNews.com has learned. "The FBI is aware of the alleged hacking incident and is looking into it," an FBI official told FoxNews.com. Private cell phone snaps the star allegedly took of herself surfaced on the Internet Wednesday. One photo, posted to Buzzfeed.com (NSFW), (CW Note: for any aunts/uncles, parents that are reading this, NSFW stands for NOT SAFE FOR WORK, click at your own risk) seems to show Johansson draped in nothing but a towel, taking a photo of her exposed backside reflected in a mirror. Another photo seems to show the Golden Globe-winning actress in a topless self-portrait. The FBI has reportedly been investigating hacks into as many as 50 celebs' email accounts, including those of Vanessa Hudgens and Jessica Alba. Three months ago, hackers released nude photos they claimed were of Blake Lively. Lively's rep denied the photos were of the actress and threatened to sue any web site that published the photos.
Welp, that just about seals it, girls officially cannot help taking nude shots of themselves with their cellphones. It's basically an accessory to the bathroom mirror to these girls. It boggles the mind, like these are girls that go on countless professional photo shoots, yet can't help but take grainy MySpace quality mirror shots in their bathroom and bedrooms. Why not just do Playboy and get paid if you're so anxious to photograph a boob or two?
It's not even going out on a limb to say that every actress in hollywood and popstar singer has nudes on their cellphones. It's an absolute fact. And more confounding, they know, they absolutely know, that these are going to get out. They always do. It's like the teenage girl who kept a diary and then runs and complains to their parents after someone sneaks in their room and reads it...please, its exactly what you wanted to have happen. No one in the history of earth has ever kept a diary/journal without secretly hoping someone else would read it. You wanted to share those feelings, you just didn't want to do it in a "look at me, pay attention to me" kind of way, so you wrote them down and waited for someone to sneak in and steal them so you could have the moral high ground. It's dime store psychology.
This recent spate of celebrity cellphone tit shots is the same exact thing. They want to show off their goods and still hold the moral high ground. They can't run to Playboy without catching some conservative flak, but if their cellphone happens to get hacked? Oh, poor them, what a violation of trust. Dog shit. Scarlett wanted us to look at that boob and that's exactly what we're doing.
