Thursday, September 15, 2011

Bus Driver in a Flood, Like a Boss



That right there is the absolute dream for any asshole with a drivers license. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!, of driving, if you will.

Dude saw his target, knew it was a once in a lifetime opportunity, went for it, and he nailed it. This wasn't just your average drive by soaking of some poor pedestrian, this was the Super Bowl of pedestrian drenchings. He soaked her with a freaking pond, exhaust failure and engine seizure be damned. His bosses will understand, you just don't get these chances every day.

PS: And how about this broad, just standing there while Bus 63 barrels towards her...You might wanna move hunny, does it look like that things making a stop to pick you up? You think he's opening that door in the middle of Lake Superior? No way in hell ma'am. You drove that Daewoo in, now you've got to find a way out.