Daily Beast - Joe McGinniss’s highly anticipated Sarah Palin biography is almost here, and the first leaks are setting the bar pretty high: the National Enquirer reported Wednesday that the book describes Palin’s alleged drug use and sexual escapades. Among the explosive allegations: Palin smoked marijuana with a professor at Mat-Su College; she snorted cocaine off an oil drum; she had a one-night stand with NBA star Glen Rice, who reportedly confirmed the encounter to McGinniss; and she cheated on her husband, Todd, with his snowmobile dealer and business partner.
Are we sure Joe McGinniss isn't confusing real life Sarah Palin with some of the scenes from "Nailin Palin?" I mean, it's not that it wouldn't delight me to find out that after all her preaching and moral high ground bullshit she was just your average coke whore, but it just seems too much like something you'd see in a caricature based porn...Actually, it might be too extreme for that even. I mean, it's porn we're talking about, the writers aren't that creative, there's no way they'd have Fake Palin snorting blow off drums of oil, it's just so ironic it has to be true, right? Either way, I think I'll be running out to get this book.
