Thursday, September 15, 2011

Brookline Looks to Fingerprint Check Ice Cream Truck Drivers



Boston.Com - Ice cream truck drivers would need to submit to fingerprint-based background checks in Brookline under a proposal before Town Meeting this fall. The proposal is one of 19 articles on a warrant approved by Selectmen Tuesday for the Nov. 15 Town Meeting, which was already expected to generate controversy over a resolution asking the School Committee to stop recitations of the Pledge of Allegiance in Brookline Schools.

And thus, an American institution was killed. Listen, there aren't a lot of ice cream truck drivers left out there, I know we're all concerned and want to keep our kids safe, but we've also got to consider the industry. This will kill it. It ain't like you get into the ice cream truck driving business for money, it's horrible for your health, gobbling fudgesicles, nutty-buddy's, and Airheads all day long, blowing out your ear drums playing that high pitched music, hunched over all day leaning out that window, all the while sweating your ass off in a tin box while the ice cream taunts you in it's freezer boxes. It's a miserable job. 

If you stop people who may enjoy watching little kids play in the park, or stalking them through their neighborhoods with promises of snow cones and atom bombs, well then who's left? No one in their right mind is driving one of those trucks. They'll all but cease to exist, and that'll be the real crime.