Friday, June 24, 2011

Reggie Bush Dating Kim Kardashian's Old Navy Twin


Fox - Kim Kardashian’s ex, Reggie Bush, is now dating the woman who bears such a striking resemblance to the reality star, she was cast as a Kim Kardashian-like character in an Old Navy ad. Model Melissa Molinaro scored a hit last February with “Super C-U-T-E” on YouTube, which has been viewed almost two million times. The video has Molinaro’s very Kardashian-ish character declaring, “This is real life, I’m not posing for a magazine, don’t ask me any questions until I’ve had my caffeine." For her part, Kardashian isn’t impressed with her doppelganger, “Kim knows about her and doesn’t care,” a source told Us Weekly.

Not a good look Reggie. You're an NFL running back, a star despite not really producing much of anything. You can't be dating dopplegangers. This is just feeding right into everyone who's ever called you a fraud.  Was Kim K that good that you've been reduced to searching for look-a-likes to get your fix? 

Don't get me wrong, this Molinaro chic is a perfectly hot broad, and anyone else dating here would be just fine, it's just, you can't. It would be like wearing a genuine Rolex for a couple years, losing it, and then replacing it with a Rollex. That extra L doesn't seem like it makes a huge difference, but really, it does.  

Plus for any celebrity couple the goal is winning the publicity game over your partner, and Melissa Molinaro is clearly the winner here.  While people are widely going to mock you (again despite the fact that everyone can pretty much agree she's plenty hott enough), her Kim K imposter status is going to grow to legendary status. People might even start knowing her by her real name, rather than the Kardashian look alike from the Old Navy commercials.  She's one Ray-J sex tape away from out Kim'ing Kim.


PS: Question for Melissa, if she's a fan of the 'Tab:  Do you let him call you Kim in the bedroom? Just curious how far you let this fantasy run.