They're called "flash mob robberies," where mobs of teens use social networking sites to organize mass-robberies on convenience stores. So far the flash mob robberies have happened in Chicago, Washington D.C. and Las Vegas, where Bill Cassell with the Las Vegas PD says a group of 20 teens were caught on camera as they invaded a convenience store. Bradley thinks that the flash mob robbery trend is only likely to increase as Americas youth continues to become disenfranchised by the poor economy, but so far the trend has not made it to the Houston area.
WORST...FLASHMOB...EVER...Where was the dancing, the singing, the gays from Modern Family? I mean you guys are black, at least Stomp the Yard in organized fashion or something, anything creative, I'm not asking for a whole Drumline, but just something.
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Dumbest frigen kids I've ever seen. Here I am excited to see how today's youths are putting social media to work in the real world and I get this?
Guys, the point of a robbery is to rob shit. Not to go in and knock things off the shelf and fling water bottles around. You see that one kid, just knocking like 20 bottles of Snapple off the counter, what the hell did that accomplish? Is that gonna help you and your boys feel any less parched during your Call of Duty Session later tonight? Nope.
Just about the only guy who seemed to know what he was doing here is the one that went behind the counter mid-way through. You guys know there's cash and lottery tickets back there, right. And if you can't work the register you can always snag a few cartons of cigarettes, those will undoubtedly come in handy when you're inevitably sent to jail for being a bunch of dumb fuck teenagers.
