Live News Blunder Show Down: Freudian Hooters Slip vs. Classic Boner Prank

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"Congratulations On Your Big Hooters" - Watch MoreFunny Videos

Play it cool fellas, no need to be so blunt, you're both on TV, the women will come to you. God, relax.

80% of the reason you choose a career on TV in the first place is so that you don't have to chase women and look all desperate anymore, get your shit together. 

But back to the question at hand, which blunder was more embarrassing? I've gotta go with Mr. Boner Billboard over here...not a good look fella. It's one thing to slip up and mention a girls hooters, it's happened to the best of us at least once, plus there's always the chance she found it to be a complement and was into it.  Its another to be so desperate that you have to draw attention to your hard-on's. 

Boners by nature are kind of creepy, the word boner itself is awkward, you basically can't say boner in society without A) Being a pedophile, B) Being aged 8 and first figuring out what it means and then its hilarious, or C) being a cast member in a Judd Apatow movie.

Russian Ron Burgundy? Anchorman Caught With His Hand Under the Desk at In Opportune Time

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Nice try buddy, we know what was going on...Every 14 year old boy anywhere knows that "I'm going to make a super serious "deer in the headlights" face and just jump into a story as fast as I can so you completely forget about what you may or may not have saw" routine. You're not fooling us.

PS: They're allowed to do some wild stuff on the news over there in Mother Russia, huh? Like every time any of the local Boston stations do a story on strip clubs the camera usually just focuses in on a lonely cocktail and then stairs at people's feet (classic example) the rest of the story. Apparently it's a little different in Russia.

Double PS: This story is for all those random russian websites that are linking back to me...I still can't figure out if I'm about to get hacked, my apartments going to be ransacked, or if you're just huge fans of the Alt-Tab, but I'm hoping this goofy video appeases you.