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Play it cool fellas, no need to be so blunt, you're both on TV, the women will come to you. God, relax.
80% of the reason you choose a career on TV in the first place is so that you don't have to chase women and look all desperate anymore, get your shit together.
Boners by nature are kind of creepy, the word boner itself is awkward, you basically can't say boner in society without A) Being a pedophile, B) Being aged 8 and first figuring out what it means and then its hilarious, or C) being a cast member in a Judd Apatow movie.