Funny, but ultimately fake? Because no one, and I mean no one uses random water bubblers in parks any more...I'm pretty sure all the parks in my hometown just shut them off a few years ago, the last time I used one was probably 1994, during a heated battle of Can't Touch the Ground (CTG if it ever becomes a real sport) at a local play ground. Somewhere along the way everyone just realized these things were like breeding grounds for super plagues, like Hep-C, Aids, and the Plague all mixed together...basically the equivalent of just putting your face in a bird bath and drinking. Would you do that? Hell no. And you shouldn't be drinking from public bubblers either.
