Well now I'm even more confused. I mean I'm not so much of an irresponsible adult that I'm gonna bring a flask of alcohol, that seems like the dickhead move, but I'm also not bringing weirdo shit like corn syrup laden pecan pie or artisinal cider, I mean lets be real. It's not like I'm walking around in regular life wearing mock turtlenecks, I wouldn't even know where to go to get artisinal cider or that super queer sounding pie thing to begin with. You want me to bring some kinda desert thing, that's fine, just know it's going to be Entenmann's...They got a case at the end of the supermarket aisle.
No, I'll probably go with whatever delicious dessert my girlfriend bakes up and tell everyone that my mere presence should be enough for them...which is the same move I've pulled ever since I was a child and only had to worry about strapping on the old feedbag...Simpler times.
