Lebron James Spent His Off Season Getting Hair Plugs

Terez Owens - Nike Sportswear has introduced the new LeBron James Diamond Collection apparel for the Holiday 2012 season, and as you can see above, LeBron looks a bit different….and now we know why. Our source tells us LeBron had hair corrective surgery a little over two months ago. We’re being told he was sick and tired of hearing all the jokes revolving around his rapidly receding hairline…and he knew no matter how many championships he won, people would always point to that right away. Now If you look at the pics side by side, you can definitely tell he filled in his coffin corners, and it appears the King with the thinning crown is no more. Maybe now he could scrap the Triple Headband. -TO

I want to hate on Lebron here, but I really can't. I mean he just looks flat out awful in that pic on the left. Guy is 27 years old and already has Karl Malone trademarked hair. You've gotta get that shit fixed.

Plus, it's good to see winning a championship didn't change who Lebron is...he's still a narcissistic baby who's way too concerned with what everyone things of him...and I love how people making fun of his fugly head of hair bothered him enough to do something about it but he's still content to chew his nails on the bench on live television, setting himself up for Lebron's nervous in the clutch, Lebron's a baby, Lebron still drinks from a bottle, Lebron needs people to cut up his food for him (actually that last one's true). He's just a giant enigma.

Oh yea...and MJ would have never done that. MJ may have clothes like a dickhead, but he knew to shave his head when he was going bald. He wasn't going to no hair club for men.

This Guy Badly Needs a New Twitter Handle

Absolute glutton for punishment. 

You've gotta be a serious sadomasichist or have some serious thick skin to rock that Twitter handle. And honestly, they guy doesn't look like either, so I'm assuming he's foreign.

Probably has no idea why his @ mentions are blowing up daily with some serious hate tweets:

If You Weren't Sure Before, Chris Bosh is Def the Odd Man Out in the Big 3

If this picture doesn't just define Bosh's role with the big three in Miami, I don't know what does. I mean look at it...

First off, they threw him at the very end of the bench. I don't know if that's his usual spot, or if its punishment for that 1970's clown suit he's wearing, but it says alot. By placing Bosh in that spot James and Wade effectively don't have to look at the Bostrich, at all. Just cast off, probably craning his bird neck all night long trying to get into whatever the guys on the bench were joking about. Poor guy. 

Secondly, look at his posture! Now look at James' posture. This is a man who DEFINITELY gets stuck with the middle seat on team flights. The guys on the Heat must pull straws to decide who gets to sit next to Bosh on flights. Just dominating the armrests and legroom from take off to landing while he insecurely cowers in the middle seat. 

Just look at him. James all comfy, elbows and legs spread wide, like he's taking a nice and relaxing shit on the toilet (the Heat backups actually were taking a shit on the court at that moment, so its nice symmetry really), while Bosh has to pull the always awkward and uncomfortable shoulder across your chest move and is clenching his legs together. It is the picture of uncomfortableness. He looks like a movie character who was just sexually abused and is afraid of human contact. 

Ladies and Gentelman, Chris Bosh...The Sexually Abused Character in a B Movie, and 1/3 of the Miami Big Three. 

Dwayne Wade Crying Like A little Girl About Not Getting Paid to Play in the Olympics

Dwayne, you serious bro?

MIAMI -- Count two-time Olympian and Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade among those who believe NBA players should be paid for playing with Team USA in the London Olympics.

"It's a lot of things you do for the Olympics -- a lot of jerseys you sell," Wade said after the Heat's practice on Wednesday in advance of Thursday's game against Chicago. "We play the whole summer. I do think guys should be compensated. Just like I think college players should be compensated as well. Unfortunately, it's not there. But I think it should be something, you know, there for it.".."I love representing my country, man," James said. "I've done it since 2004 and I'm looking forward to doing it in London. As far as [pay], I don't know, man. It doesn't matter. I'm happy to be a part of the team, to be selected again."

First off, yes, I am ignoring the fact that my very own Ray Allen said basically the same thing first. I'm choosing to believe he meant he'd like to get paid so he could donate the money to charity or an art gallery or something classy. He's just a classy guy so I refuse to believe he'd profit from playing for his country.

Back to D-Wade...Is it at all possible that he saw how much villain-swag Lebron and Dwight Howard have put on this year that he wanted to join in on the action? That's gotta be it, right? No one could be this big of an asshole, right? It's not like he's making something like 17 or 18 million a year from the NBA and countless more in endorsements, and all in all living a fantasy life in Miami, that giving up one summer every four years to represent his country is too much to ask, is it? I mean, is he seriously comparing himself to college players at this point, while under a max contract in the NBA. He knows the difference, right?

Even Lebron James is saying the right things here, do you know how insane this makes you look Dwayne? Lebron James, who probably hasn't played a free game of basketball since his sophomore year in high school is coming out and saying he doesn't care if he gets paid...The same Lebron James who set up a television special just to announce what team he'd be signing with doesn't care about getting paid!

The only thing that can really explain this is that he knew if he didn't say it, Lebron would, and as a good teammate he knew Lebron couldn't really take anymore criticism this year, there's only so many fingernails the man's got. With the playoffs around the corner Wade chose to per-emptively strike to keep this one away from Lebron, set him up to look like the good guy. That's gotta be it.

Lebron James and Dwayne Wade Starring in A Kotex Tampons Commercial?

It's not a handbag, It's EUROPEAN

In all seriousness though, I'd rather go to battle on the hardwood with Sigfried and Freaking Roy than with the modern day ambigously gay duo over here...the makers of Kotex themselves couldn't have come up with a more poignant tampon commercial, between D-Wade's white pants and Lebron's feminine hygeine kit accessory...Jesus H guys, can you imagine Barkley's reaction upon catching a glimpse of this?

I'm dead serious, Sigfried and Roy over LBJ and D-Wade...Roy got attacked by Tigers and still came back...Lebron faded in a few fourth quarters and now plays hot potato with the ball for the last 12 minutes of every game.