If You Weren't Sure Before, Chris Bosh is Def the Odd Man Out in the Big 3

If this picture doesn't just define Bosh's role with the big three in Miami, I don't know what does. I mean look at it...

First off, they threw him at the very end of the bench. I don't know if that's his usual spot, or if its punishment for that 1970's clown suit he's wearing, but it says alot. By placing Bosh in that spot James and Wade effectively don't have to look at the Bostrich, at all. Just cast off, probably craning his bird neck all night long trying to get into whatever the guys on the bench were joking about. Poor guy. 

Secondly, look at his posture! Now look at James' posture. This is a man who DEFINITELY gets stuck with the middle seat on team flights. The guys on the Heat must pull straws to decide who gets to sit next to Bosh on flights. Just dominating the armrests and legroom from take off to landing while he insecurely cowers in the middle seat. 

Just look at him. James all comfy, elbows and legs spread wide, like he's taking a nice and relaxing shit on the toilet (the Heat backups actually were taking a shit on the court at that moment, so its nice symmetry really), while Bosh has to pull the always awkward and uncomfortable shoulder across your chest move and is clenching his legs together. It is the picture of uncomfortableness. He looks like a movie character who was just sexually abused and is afraid of human contact. 

Ladies and Gentelman, Chris Bosh...The Sexually Abused Character in a B Movie, and 1/3 of the Miami Big Three. 

Celtics Down Lebron and El Heat Once Again

 

Twice in 10 days! Someone go ask Stephen A Smith if this one counted against the Heat? He's gotta be running out of excuses for Lebron and Co by now, right? I mean this one was at home, and the C's controlled it, basically tip-buzzer. 

And another thing...all those old "Chris Bosh is a young KG" comparisons from a few years back when everyone still thought Bosh had real talent, is there anyone we can contact to get those expunged from the Internet for good? It's just embarrassing that those comparisons even exist at this point. Bostrich might be one of the least useful players on the planet on that Heat team. Hell, Tommy Heinson's comparisons of Greg Steimsma (I don't even know if that's how you spell his name) to Bill Russell hold more weight than the old comparisons of Bosh to KG. That's how far he's fallen.  I honestly can't wait for the playoffs to start and that's something I would have never said about this Celts team 2 months ago. 

In other Boston sports news, the Sox lost again, and I'm one step closer to the ledge