Thursday, May 10, 2012

And Here's Giuliana Rancic Looking Like an Alien Life Form


ET City!...Like Extra-Terrestrial, not Entertainment Tonight or whatever show it is/was that you host that you became a mild pseudo celebrity for.  

You think Giuliana wakes up every morning and pricks her Maria Menounos voodoo doll? She must right? Maria made the seemless transition from host of various events and entertainment shows to actual celebrity fairly seemlessly, not so much for Giuliana...Yea I'm pretty sure she's got some reality show on Bravo or something, but no-one has ever confused someone on Bravo with an actual celebrity. 

And I'm sure she'll never admit to it, probably does the fake cheek-kiss girl thing whenever they see eachother in the streets or at events, maybe even has a nice cover story from years back, when they were both taking "How to make it as a skinny-chic Hollywood reporter" classes, something about late nights doing homework and that one time in the hot tub, maybe...whatever the case, point is, deep down, she has to hate her. Has to. She has her dream career path...and she doesn't look like a Michael Bay CGI creature, either.