This Canada Goose can play for me any day...I may not think much of the rest of Canada, what with your Mounted, unarmed Police, but this Goose is straight Ruthless. Had no idea geese were so agile, that thing bobbed and weaved with the best of them.
By far the best part was when the woman comes onto screen and you realize this goddamn water fowl was holding her purse hostage that whole time, could've been for hours for all we know.
I'll tell you what this guy's mistake was though, trying to swat and stomp the thing. That's not how you defeat a goose. My grandparents babysat me as a kid, and needless to say I fed a lot of geese a lot of bread. Saw my fair share of flair ups, I observed and diligently banked that information for future use. My conclusion: You go for the neck and you grab it. Swat at these things all you want, you're probably going to miss. But you grab the neck, the ugly duckling is tapping out immediately. There's just no recourse. It's not like they have sharp bills, their feat are webbed so you're not worrying about talons, and if you get up high enough on their neck they can't even nibble you with those dull teeth of theirs. It's a fool proof move.
