Friday, May 6, 2011

Woman Awakes from Tooth Surgery with Transylvanian Accent

I assume she also started dressing like this?

Fox News - An Oregon woman who underwent anesthesia for oral surgery a year and a half ago woke up to find she looked the same, but sounded very different – she had developed foreign accent syndrome, Q13fox.com reported. Karen Butler, who lives in Butler, Ore., told The Oregonian she “sounded like (she) was from Transylvania,” and it softened a little over time – but she still has not recovered her original Northwestern tone.  Doctors diagnosed Butler with foreign accent syndrome, a neurological condition that has only been documented 60 times in the last 100 years. "What happens with foreign accent syndrome to the best of our understanding is that a very, very small part of the speech area is affected so that the normal intonation of speech gets altered," said Dr. Ted Lowenkopf, medical director of the Providence Stroke Center.

Sounds more like they should have diagnosed her with "fullofshititis."  Seriously, 60 cases in 100 years?  That's not a medical problem, that's 60 crazies yanking your chain.  Doesn't take a genius to realize these people are pulling one over on you, their own personal practical joke.  

Come on guys, you're doctors, you can't figure this shit out?  She got oral surgery, not brain surgery.  Unless the cpapacity for vocal tone is hidden in her upper incisors, this woman is just pulling a con.  I don't know what her end game is, but I can tell you she won't be fooling me.