So what's the deal with buying books about Osama these days? I've become very interested in the subject matter this week (obviously), but I can't help but envision myself checking out of the book store and being taken down commando style while some security guard yells SWARM, SWARM as the cashier gives me my change.
Obviously I don't need that happening, so is there a proper way to do this without being flagged as some kind of nut job? The Maestro suggested I use cash, but I never carry cash more than like $10 anymore, who does? That's for the commoners. Maybe bring my old school ID so they think it's for academic purposes? That would get me in the clear I think.