Fox News - An ancient grave may hide more than just a skeleton: Was this the first gay caveman? Archaeologists digging a site in the Czech Republic recently unearthed the skeleton of a 5,000-year-old man, buried on his left side with his head facing West. And that's enough for researcher Katerina Semradova to slap a few labels on him. "We believe this is one of the earliest cases of what could be described as a transvestite or third-gender grave in the Czech Republic," she told reporters at a press conference Tuesday. According to Semradova and lead researcher Kamila Remisova, during that period men were traditionally buried lying on their right side, with the head pointing toward the west. Clearly, something was amiss..In addition, the "gay caveman" was buried with household jugs, rather than the weapons, hammers and flint knives typically seen in graves of men. “From history and ethnology, we know that when a culture had strict burial rules they never made mistakes with these sort of things,” Remisova told journalists at a press conference about the find on Tuesday.
Wait a minute, wait a minute...I thought left was straight? Like wasn't that the deal back in grade school days, ear piercing in the left year meant you liked chics, right ear meant dicks. And how do we know cave dude was the first gay caveman or tranny?
Couldn't it simply be the case that he was the first metrosexual? So the guy liked jugs and mops instead of weapons, can't an early homo-erectus keep a clean cave without being labled homo-sexual? Not that there's anything wrong with that. But I just have to believe that like present day some men were built for hunting/war/fighting and others were meant for more domestic duties.
Me personally, I'm confident enough in my masculinity to say I'd make a horrible hunter, and forget about me going to battle, people were savages back then. No way I was getting in the middle of that. But give me a bucket or recepticle and I'll go forrage for vegetables and fruits, sit at home sharpening the tools and what not. Call me a tranny-caveman all you want, I'll be the longest living caveman. The rest of them barbarians off killing eachother and dueling with bears and shit. Meanwhile I'm at home cleaning up with the local, lonely cavewoman widows. Suckers.
If he did have the gay we definitely need to start referring to him as the "Gaveman," in fact I'm off to patent that now.
