Friday's Gratuitous Nudity: Naked Man Running Down LA Highway In Only Socks

AOL - Driving down the often-congested 405 Freeway in Los Angeles, you expect to see motorists using their flashers. More rare, however, is a flasher acting like a motorist. Police in Los Angeles say they have detained a man who was photographed running naked alongside traffic on the 405 North on Tuesday morning. The suspect -- clothed only in black socks -- jogged down the highway and tried to talk with drivers who slowed down, investigators told KTLA.com.

Is this like the new health craze that CW should be up on? Nude Running?  After seeing the guy at the St. Pattys Parade in Boston, and now this hombre streaking down LA's 405 I'm starting to think there might be something to the whole naked jogging things.

Only real problem I see here is the socks.  Come on bro, ankle socks and nudity just don't go.  You either rock shoes or you go barefoot.  The twig and berries are already out on display, I'm fairly certain no one is going to focus on whatever disgusting bunions or foot fungus you got going on down there. Live free naked runner man, live free.

PS: what happens when you get picked up by the cops naked? Do you get thrown into the holding cell like that? Or do they have the courtesy to give you one of those orange jumpers.  If they're just tossing you in nude then you can count me out of this fad.  I've been told nothing screams free rape in jail like a naked white guy in black ankle socks.