Do it Eva! That's how you get back up on your horse after a divorce. Following the blue print to a T. Slutty outfit? Check. "Accidental" Nudity? Check. Pick an Easy target to salivate all over you on national TV? Check.
Eva's practically throwing herself at Dave here, letting all of America know she's back on the market. And sure Dave is an easy target, getting up there in years, and he's always been awkward and gangly, but he's still got those cartoon sized hands...so I'll just assume good old Dave can still bring it.
By the way this is the classic difference between Leno and Letterman. Letterman just knows when to keep his mouth shut, Jay can't help but spew verbal diarrhea. Dave throws out a classic one liner about their liquor license and then goes on with the show. He knows the audience is putty at this point, all just staring at Eva. Why waste material and annoy the viewers with non-stop jabbering. Jay would have probably said something like "You know what's funny about those boobs..." and then just rolled through 2-3 minutes of jokes he stole from Howard Stern and various other comedians.
