"Just looking for someone to love, and hopefully someone the right proportion for me to stuff in my deep freeze after our date, discombobulation makes me queezy."
I wish there was a service that could just provided snarky, cynnical people like myself old dating videos. It should be it's own youtube channel (it probably is already for all I know). It must have been a lot easier to tell where someone fell on the hot-crazy scale (above) when people had to make videos, nowadays this guy would have a profile full of lies and a basement full of bodies.
