And soon to be the official water of this blog after the girlfriend caught me googling "Jennifer Aniston Sex Tape." Mission accomplished on that viral video.
What the hell Vitamin Water? If you're going to get me busted googling for naked videos of Rachel at least deliver on the goods. Soon as she saw me searching that I had to come up with some lame excuse of; "oh, umm I'm going to try and get them to advertise on the blog, umm, yea that's it, hey, watch this cute video with puppies and Jennifer Aniston." Yea that went over real well, I'm sure I'll be hearing about that one in some random argument 6 months from now.
So that's where we are now, Vitamin Water. You owe me some advertising dollars and I owe you a pitch. Here goes:
When I'm up late blogging and need something refreshing to keep me hydrated and thinking at my wittiest best, I reach for Smart Water. Clean, refreshing, great tasting, and sure to keep my brain running well into the night without the wired feeling of caffeine. Smart Water. - CW, of TheAltTab.Com
