True Crime Report - Things weren't going particularly well for 36-year-old Christopher Michael Carroll. Last week, police got a call from witnesses who said he'd climbed into a trash bin and was threatening to drown himself in five inches of water that had collected at the bottom... Not only was it the most chickenshit suicide attempt recorded in the history of chickenshit suicide attempts, but police also say our hero was higher than a kite on an unknown controlled substance. He was busted for being under the influence and released the next day. This couldn't have made his unnamed wife happy. So over the weekend, they got into an argument at their Manteca, California home. Carroll decided he would bolt the scene in the family's trusty minivan. That's when Mrs. Carroll thought it would be a good idea to attach herself to the hood to keep her husband from leaving. She never thought he would take off with his wife clinging to the wiper blades. But that's exactly what he did. In fact, Carroll got onto the freeway, where he decided to gun it up to 100 mph, driving 35 miles to Pleasanton. Witnesses saw the desperate woman clinging to the hood and called 911.
I'm sorry, is Mrs. Carroll out of her fucking mind? You have a derranged husband that just threatened to kill himself in 5 inches of garbage can water and you thought jumping on the hood of his moving vehicle was a good idea? I'm not so sure Chris Carroll is the problem here anymore.
The guy is just doing what any dysfunctional couple should do, trying to cool it off and get away for a few hours. But would Mrs. Carroll let this happen? Nooooo. Far be it for any woman to let her husband walk away in the middle of a heated fight. And that's what I think ladies should take note of.
I'm not in anyway condoning what this guy does, or what any dude who beats his wife/trailer park girlfriend does. But at a certain point females need to own up to their instigation. If your man is trying to get away to cool off and your bitchy ass keeps getting in his face sooner or later he's going to snap and driving 100 mph down the highway with you on the hood. He's only human. Like I'm sure the cops didn't arrest this crazy bitch for reckless endangerment or being a CWF (crazy white female). And that's not justice in the CW's mind.
