1. This guys water bill must be outrageous, right? Probably one of the biggest drawbacks to being a ninja
2. I always thought the biggest weakness to the Bow & Arrow was how quickly you run out of ammo, this guy seems to have rectified that with a cartoon like supply of arrows.
3. Admit it, you assumed he lived in a trailer even before you saw it.
4. No throwing stars? Weak sauce bro
6. I'm not sure I understand the significance of butterflies and ninjas in the song.
7. That said, I haven't bought a CD since 2001 but I'd pay for this guys LP.
8. You think this guy's on neighborhood watch?
9. Are those ninja cutting blocks regulation size?
10. How many time have the neighbors or walkers passing by called the cops on this guy?
11. How terrified are his neighbors when Robin Hood pulls the arrow out, the guys yard is like 10x12, not exactly a private shooting gallery.
