I see many of these babies in my future tonight.
Going to be a long last day of the year at work today (hence the ass crack of dawn posting spree I'm on) so I'll get this out of the way early.
Happy New Year to all my current readers. Thank you for your continued readership, lack of comments, and refusal to follow me via twitter. Without you my self-esteem would plummet (you didn't really expect me to give a sappy thanks did you? That would be too out of character).
Hope everyone is looking forward to a day filled with jerks and old ladies saying "see you next year" as if they're the first clever person to ever come up with that expression, and all the true assholes who gripe and complain about hearing it (I'm griping and complaining via blog, I'm not a big enough asshole to ruin some old ladies New Years Eve by calling her out).
Equally as annoying today will be your co-workers begging you to cover for the rest of their work, as if they're the only ones with plans tonight. News flash, everyone goes out tonight, you're not unique.
Most of all, Happy New Year to those among us who foolishly think whatever bar or party they go to tonight will be anything but a let down. Everyone hypes up this night so much the results can never possibly live up to the expectations. I look forward to over hearing all my co-workers stories of disappointment and regret (or shame in some cases) on Monday, an annual tradition I treasure each year.
PS: See y'all next year (what an asshole)!
