Men, we've reached the mountain top, the pinnacle of civilization, the most momentous day in history. It seemed like every 10 seconds this guy just managed to one up himself.
This is the kind of work we need our dorks, geeks and scientists working on, stuff that will change American History. Because make no mistake about it, this is the kind of invention that our forefathers built this country on. Just pure, unadulterated, slightly arrogant, American innovation. The Beer Robot will one day undoubtedly be spoken about in the same light as Eli Whitney's Cotton Gin, or Henry Ford's invention of the assembly line and the Ford Model T. Yea, its that big of a deal.
Don't believe me? Or can't watch at work? Let's take a look at the features:
1. It has an air cannon, freaking awesome.
2. All beer tosses are broadcast to Twitter, for those of you who like "checking into places" this is right up your alley.
3. Controlled by your Iphone...I personally would have chosen a droid, but I'm sure that app will show up eventually, either way, you no longer have to get up or beg your lady friend to retrieve you a beer, its all at your finger tips now.
4. Offers a selection of beers that would make any non-beer snob proud (classic inclusion of PBR, this momentous occasion wouldn't be complete without the Blue Ribbon Winner).
5. The machine has the classic vending machine sound when dropping the beer. Seemingly not that big of a deal, but definitely creates a Pavlov's Dog Type response from this blogger.
6. Web Cam view allows you to aim fridge before firing - Fan-fucking-tastic. Up til this point I was afraid this was going to be one of those gimmicky things where I had to be sitting in a particular seat for this to work, thus defeating the whole purpose. Nope, this guy thought of everything.
7. Guy caught the cannon fired beer while maintaining video documentation, bravo sir, bravo.
